Do you really love me or are you just saying that?
I've been lied to before.
Do you really love me or are you just saying that?
I've been lied to before.
Don't you believe him! He's just trying to get you into the sack. I know his type.Originally Posted by KG4CGC
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Sure he does, until he throws a towel at you and says,"Clean yourself up, then get out."
Hey! You guys have been there before eh? LOL :)Sure he does, until he throws a towel at you and says,"Clean yourself up, then get out."
Even you! :)
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I'd give odds had this joke used Bush/Cheney there would not have been 1 "lame" comment.
Just saying.. Your bias is showin!
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to The President at the White House and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Bush and Dick Cheney would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Bush commented to Cheney, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN." Cheney agreed that it was a good thing.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bush's hand in his right hand and Cheney's hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally President Bush spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen," said Bush.
"Amen," said Cheney.
The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."
Wrong, LA boy. The "joke" was off base and stupid, under any scrutiny. Right wingers just have lower standards.
You going to vote for NutMeg and Carly?
I'd still lay odds... the comments wouldn't be there. :)
Ummm I dunno... Carley maybe. For lack of better and to make sure boxer's out. Nutmeg's lying and pandering and wants it too much much for my taste... But Crusty? blech....
Usual bunch of shitty no choices...
Bunch of gutless garbage republicans.
I suppose I'll throw my vote away on the libertarian in protest.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
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