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    Things My Lawyer Sends Me

    In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

    "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

    "I would really like to see President Obama and Speaker Pelosi before I die," whispered the priest.

    "I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Nancy Pelosi would be delighted to visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Pelosi, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN." Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and Pelosi's hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

    Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

    The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

    "Amen," said Obama.

    "Amen," said Pelosi.

    The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."
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    Get another lawyer ( more intelligent)
    "If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
    telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
    “I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
    At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution

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    Quote Originally Posted by PA5COR View Post
    Get another lawyer ( more intelligent)
    Are you kidding? A lawyer who is a communications expert, experienced contester, and was the DX for a good many years? You can find those about as often as the Administration actually admits to a mistake.
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

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    He ever send you lawyer jokes?
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    What's brown and black and looks great on a lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    What's brown and black and looks great on a lawyer?
    My boot after I stepped in shit and threw it at said lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    My boot after I stepped in shit and threw it at said lawyer?
    A Doberman, but the boot works too.

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