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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    You'll need a knee kicker to lay the carpet.
    That's what scares me. I wonder if she'd do a tack strip for me?
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    If you ever got there you'd probably take a knap on the pile and be shagged out of there.
    "Friendships come in strange packages
    The best ones are opened with a smile"

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    If he was shagged it would have been in the bedroom.
    "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
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    Wow, one of the most brilliant lines I ever posted got vapourized (how European of me).
    "Friendships come in strange packages
    The best ones are opened with a smile"

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    No, how British of ME! How's THAT for being called out on the carpet? (;->)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    Wow, one of the most brilliant lines I ever posted got vapourized (how European of me).
    Yeah, but now you can use it again, and only you and I will know you plagiarized yourself. In public, no less. Miracle indeed.
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    "Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
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    Oh shit, that's even funnier than when Chris Rush (the album Your First Rush) did a routine about everyone stroking in unison, the synchronized back and forth motion knocking Earth off its axis and spinning off into space. An earlier joke was about a man teaching his son to pee by the numbers, later he heard from the bathroom 3-4 3-4 3-4.......

    That's my not so random thought for the day.
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    I just had a bowl of Rice Krispies. When I added milk, they said whinny bitch......whinny bitch. I think I got a defective box of cereal.
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    I just had a bowl of Rice Krispies. When I added milk, they said whinny bitch......whinny bitch. I think I got a defective box of cereal.
    You got the wrong cereal!

    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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