The Cardinal Conundrum:
An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Cutch 300!!!!!
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
"She runs so fearfully quick. You might as well try to catch a Bandersnatch!"
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
With Chelsea's wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom.
She asked Chelsea "have you had sex with Marc?"
Chelsea said: "Not according to Dad"