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    I wonder if Jana Kramer would go out with an old ham op?
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    Looks like ski season is back on in Colorado!

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    "Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
    of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman



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    Quote Originally Posted by WØTKX View Post
    Huh. I always thought snowcats were big and yellow, and ran on diesel. Who Gnu?
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    Lest We Forget...

    Deteriorata



    (You are a fluke of the universe.
    You have no right to be here.
    Deteriorata, Deteriorata)

    Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

    (You are a fluke of the universe.
    You have no right to be here.
    Whether you can hear it or not,
    The universe is laughing behind your back.)

    Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

    (You are a fluke of the universe.
    You have no right to be here.
    Whether you can hear it or not,
    The universe is laughing behind your back.)

    Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

    (You are a fluke of the universe.
    You have no right to be here.
    Whether you can hear it or not,
    The universe is laughing behind your back.)
    “The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
    --Philip K. Dick

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    Lest We Forget... and we have not forgotten with signs of destruction all around us.

    Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
    Ah, the days of IBM keypunch when life was simple, the economy was good, we lived long and prospered prospered watching Captain Kirk making it with every chick in the galaxy.

    Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan when the Congress critters set about wrecking America and with all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.

    So how can we forget?
    "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    73 de Warren KB2VXA
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    Don't make this mistake.....................

    I was making a pesto for some fish. I asked my wife to hand me the olive oil. She said "extra virgin, like me"? To which I asked, "are we all out of old whore"?

    I was shown a new way to stuff tilapia.
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    What? If the shoe fits!
    Get on the floor and stretch out to giggle that plug back into the socket.

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    "Friendships come in strange packages
    The best ones are opened with a smile"

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    Me and Tim, a camping went
    "Friendships come in strange packages
    The best ones are opened with a smile"

    NA4BH '15

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