Random Dumba$$ Funny Picture Thread possible NSFW

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Originally Posted by HUGH

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land in a few minutes for just $100." The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?"
The American diplomats reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk!!"

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OMG that is hilarious. I nearly pissed myself after reading that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8VATB0hqI

https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...cb&oe=5EC02455

Notice that guy in the foreground is sipping a drink with an eyeball in it.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_(comic_strip)

Hidden symbols

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...izarro3809.gif

Dan Piraro's Bizarro Sunday (March 8, 2009), depicting Gumby and Pokey.

Most Bizarro cartoons since 1995 include one or more of these devices hidden somewhere in the cartoon:

• an eyeball (the Eyeball of Observation),
• a piece of pie (the Pie of Opportunity),
• a rabbit (the Bunny of Exuberance),
• an alien in a spaceship (the Flying Saucer of Possibility),
• the abbreviation "K2" (referring to Piraro's children Krelspeth and Krapuzar),
• a crown (the Crown of Power),
• a stick of dynamite (the Dynamite of Unintended Consequences),
• a shoe (the Lost Loafer),
• an arrow (The Arrow of Vulnerability),
• a fish tail (The Fish of Humility)
• an upside down bird (the Inverted Bird)
• Olive Oyl, or the abbreviation "O2" (the Mighty Oyl) (first occurrences in May 2017)

As of 2008, Piraro indicates how many symbols are hidden in each strip with a number above his signature.

So that thing on the bar stool is a slice of eyeball pie? I didn't say anything that would make the big fellow notice it, I was waiting for him to sit on it and flame the place.

As for that Gumby and Pokey ooze that should have been directed down a storm drain I found another slice of eyeball pie, and a hooky pooky from outer space that reminded me of the closing like from 1951 The Thing From Another World's closing line "Watch the skies. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies." And so began the UFO craze and an ever increasing number of single movie monsters trying to conquer Earth and always failing. Frank Zappa had something in common with me, his love of low budget B&W B movies filmed on Hollyweird's Poverty Row he called "cheepnis". Back to the subject, hiding in the bushes is this thing that I can't make sense of, probably because it's so blurry, but that's all I had to work with.

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That is the "Bunny of Exuberance".

In the pic you shared, the bunny is in the framed picture on the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0nn8wyrPOs&feature=

How does Ratlick Bones trapped by his Nympho Whores eat ass when it, I dare not call it a "he" when it is something less than a man IS ass? I can barely navigate this site let alone streaming video burping and buffering along, yesterday somebody borked the WhyFi and the maintanence monkeys who don't knw shit from Shinola would have to get lucky to get the nurses' laptops working again.

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DAMN! That's some hot CAPTAIN!