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Midnight Toker.
DeGrasse
Keep off DeGrasse.
The yard was shedding in the form of clippings.
The joke is, people in the South think it's OK to cover the road in front of their property with grass clippings. The minute you bring up motorcycles and the danger they add to the roads with their clippings, the first thing they say is that it's not their fault if those riders don't know how to ride.
As if they have some kind of constitutional right to spray the road with their yard waste and they're willing to let you know they are carrying a firearm when you are confronting them about it. Ask me how I know.
Nope. No, no, nope, nada.
A young lady is brought into the hospital in a lot of abdominal pain. Turns out she needs emergency surgery.
While prepping her for surgery, the doctors and nurses learn two things...
She had dyed all of her hair... ALL of her hair... emerald green.
And she had a tattoo located, ah, below the waistline reading “Keep off the grass”.
Well, the nature of the surgery required shaving. So, the surgeon left a chart note, to be read to the patient after she revived from the anesthesia...
Ah well, see, regional differences. You refer to it as a lawn.
In the South, we call it carpeting. Deep shag, Berber, Cut loop, Cable, Saxony, Plush, Frieze, Textured and Patterned.