Intros II

With my apologies to all who contributed to the original "Intros" thread (which was polluted by political spewage), we're offering this thread as an opportunity for introductions.

For those new to the forums, we have a political forum to play in. Politics will not be tolerated elsewhere, especially in the amateur radio and technical discussion forums.

Again, my apologies for those who cannot control themselves.

ETA: Anyone wanting to discuss the locking of the old 'Intros' thread, follow the link:

A place to bitch about the 'Intros' thread lock

Don't do it here.

Hi my name is Eddie. I've been a ham forever. I sent cw at 25 wpm from my mom's womb. Please welcome me with open arms.

My name is Dave, I'm a for real 13 WPM General who may never upgrade due to being old, and liking it that way.

https://s.yimg.com/os/en-US/video/vi...py_Old_Man.png

Hi, I'm Kelli and I'm not even a ham. I'm just here for the lulz and the good weed.

Riiiiiiiiight Steam Punkette! :roll: :lol:

Are we doing OK now Luke? :evil:

My name is Pope Carlo l. I'm a no-code general, and proud of it.

I'm really an old black guy named Isaac.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...IsaacStamp.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...PEN-BAR-DS.gif

Hello, my name is Warren and I'm the schmuck who got the thread locked, you all have my deepest (if not so humble grumpy old bastid) apology. Now I'll go off to the place to bitch thread and suffer the slings and arrows of my outrageous misfortune, not to take arms against a sea of troubles, for I deserveth them.

Uh oh, were you naughty?

Per a PM from Warren, I'm going to delete his post (and my reply) and reopen the original 'Intros' thread, at his request.

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Originally Posted by ad4mg

Per a PM from Warren, I'm going to delete his post (and my reply) and reopen the original 'Intros' thread, at his request.

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But wait. What about all my bitching and complaining? Are you going to delete that too? Fly around the Earth backwards like Superman and reverse time so he could save Lois?

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

But wait. What about all my bitching and complaining? Are you going to delete that too? Fly around the Earth backwards like Superman and reverse time so he could save Lois?

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Too old for that sort of thing. No, the bitchin' thread will remain, but it will never be the same... :-D

Guess we'll never be the same. Poor, poor Lois.
Hear that, Warren? You changed the time line. Now get off your own lawn.

Well alrighty then!

>I< changed the timeline? I thought Luke did that, but I could be mistaken. Well, I DID get off my lawn, I had to because I don't have WiFi and I'm too lazy for dragging my desktop computer out there on the end of a really long wire. So peeps, Luke unlocked the first thread, so what are we doing here? Maybe I'll live up to my grumpy old bastid title and ask him to delete this whole thread... and maybe I won't... heh heh heh.

My name is George, and I'm on the asphalt weight loss program.

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My name is George, and I'm on the asphalt weight loss program.

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Watch that recoil too. Even at 3 mph it's enough to literally throw you off in an arching trajectory.

I'm Bill, though I answer to most any four-letter word. I rode a dinosaur to the FCC office to take my exams. I speak fairly fluent Morse Code but mostly ones and zeros. I worked on dinosaurs for IBM for several decades.

Wow, just wow... just when you couldn't... oh nevermind.

Enjoy.

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My name is George, and I'm on the asphalt weight loss program.

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I rather tend to think of it as bio-paving.

So which ass's phalt is that? Is he staying at the Alpha Hotel or do I have to go looking for him? Down this way we have Broadway that's really broad and not just a name paved with glassphalt that sparkles all kind of pretty and stuff.

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I rather tend to think of it as bio-paving.

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Fixings for a nice amrburger cooking on crown point road.

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Originally Posted by kb2vxa

So which ass's phalt is that? Is he staying at the Alpha Hotel or do I have to go looking for him? Down this way we have Broadway that's really broad and not just a name paved with glassphalt that sparkles all kind of pretty and stuff.

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:anyone:

A real angel, that one. :roll:

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Hello, I am Pat, and I am FRED SANDFORD REINCARNATED

I have 2 furry daughters named PHOEBE and PENELOPE!

I DO DX!

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So which ass's phalt is that? Is he staying at the Alpha Hotel or do I have to go looking for him? Down this way we have Broadway that's really broad and not just a name paved with glassphalt that sparkles all kind of pretty and stuff.

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2 years at Broadway and Daly!

Broadway and what? Not in this town.