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No Redeeming Social Value, Udderly Disgusting
Man who had "sax" with a cow while pal filmed was 'covered in JELLY'
"Udderly" disgusting, a Cowardly act that suggests he was milking the victim for all he could. Pretty certain the judge will think the whole story's a bunch of bull and if the guys don't cowtow to their defense attorneys, I herd they should be able to demonstrate they weren't stable or, on the hoof so to speak.
Both men declined comment with the exception of indicating the entire matter baseless claiming they both were more sheepish in nature, not the bullish type.
Attachment 12044
CAUGHT: The pair were allegedly spotted "saxually" abusing cows at a farm.
A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn't figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual. When they weren't producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera. What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock, CNYCentral.com reported.
The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.
I don't know why but, when I read this, the first person who popped into my mind was JEFthro.
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