What got spilled Where?

A truck carrying Hungry Jack pancake syrup crashed & spilled it's load on southbound I-75 today.

In Buttermilk Pike, KY

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...174159531.html

I heard the driver is waffling about what happened.

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Originally Posted by K7SGJ

I heard the driver is waffling about what happened.

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At least he is not flat as a pancake.

Are you guys trying to butter me up?

It's getting pretty thick in here...

I think the whole situation is a bunch of crepe.

Waffle will do now?...Yeah I repeated.

The driver was probably distracted when that 20 year old nymphomaniac with big boobs tried to BATTER eyes at him.

I hear that all of the Hazmat crew were bacon in the sun during clean up.

Groan.....

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Originally Posted by N2KKM

Groan.....

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Someone spilled their load and all you can do is groan?

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Originally Posted by N8YX

Someone spilled their load and all you can do is groan?

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What can I say? There was no foreplay.

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Originally Posted by N2KKM

What can I say? There was no foreplay.

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True, dat.

I guess that driver is (French) toast now.

I'd call it Syruptitious.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/A...tLY1W30Dnl.jpg


The better the batter, the better the dough.

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Originally Posted by N8YX

Someone spilled their load and all you can do is groan?

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Seems like the makings of a sweet story here.

I'll deny this later, of course.

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Originally Posted by kf0rt

Seems like the makings of a sweet story here.

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But a sticky situation.

I know an old lady that used to be a hooker. She faked an orgasm for Wally Cox, true story.

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Originally Posted by KJ6BSO

But a sticky situation.

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Always ends up that way, no?

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Originally Posted by suddenseer

I know an old lady that used to be a hooker. She faked an orgasm for Wally Cox, true story.

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Get back to me when she fakes for Peter North. ;)

It was a very sticky situation.

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Originally Posted by W5GA

It was a very sticky situation.

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Beat ya to it, Doug! :neener:

Like they say in France Karo syrup, syrup

The driver will have to wear a "Flap-Jack-Et" when he goes to court.

If they bring the dude up on charges, I hope they let the hungry jack off.

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Originally Posted by X-Rated

If they bring the dude up on charges, I hope they let the hungry jack off.

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You are a bad person :rofl: :rofl:

For you others participating in this hijack, don't feel like the Lone Ranger. I haven't been able to figure out how to work Aunt Jamimma into this either, yet.

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Originally Posted by K7SGJ

For you others participating in this hijack, don't feel like the Lone Ranger. I haven't been able to figure out how to work Aunt Jamimma into this either, yet.

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If they would have gotten Aunt Jemima there, she would have have the place cleaned up bis quick.

Now, aren't you folks all glad that warped minds thing alike?

Can you think of any more puns? Or is this thread now toast?

Rest in my deep waffly squares until the butter hits ya where the good lord split ya. Fill it up and move on to the next square.

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Originally Posted by W3WN

Now, aren't you folks all glad that warped minds thing alike?

Can you think of any more puns? Or is this thread now toast?

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No one is interested in a story about some Hungryin guy named Jack anyway.

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Originally Posted by X-Rated

No one is interested in a story about some Hungryin guy named Jack anyway.

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Now, there you sit with Eggo-n your face.

I seriously dont know how my pun-happy ass missed this thread!

That section of highway is the new Vegas for ants!


ANT Jemmima!


There...i feel better now.