So I went to doctor's office today...
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"
I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"
... "because I'm about to start your examination".
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So I went to doctor's office today...
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"
I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"
... "because I'm about to start your examination".
had the same problem. It'll pass as you get older.
lol
No masturbation, no coffee, not cigarettes, no alcohol. Just kill me now, because you've cut out all 3 major food groups, and my only form of exercise :lol:
You guys rule.
WOW!
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Good heavens, you are a cynic, after all!Quote:
Originally Posted by W4GPL
So, when he examined your prostate ...Quote:
Originally Posted by W4GPL
:vomit::vomit:
:vomit::vomit:
Jeff must have gone to the same optometrist that I have.
One of the best jokes I ever heard!!!!! Thanks!
I LOVE telling it -- everybody love it. And...it goes over specially good with the ladies.
Have any idea where it came from?
Haha, it's great, especially if you deliver it well and completely out of the blue. It floors people. I love it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by W1GUH
I first heard it from a bar tender a few weeks ago, sorry no clear attribution. :)
Maybe we should hook up with Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown to trace its origin?
At least you don't sit around all day watching pron, and eating cheetos.
Says who?
Neither you, or your doctor made any reference, or specific mention of an 'orange penis'.
Quit stealing my retirement plans.Quote:
Originally Posted by suddenseer
Now Barkeep.... you're about to drive me to drink!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Dr. Seymour Butz???? :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Nope. Dr. Chen. Babe-OLA. I get all sweaty just thinking about her.Quote:
Originally Posted by W7XF
Orange Peen. Made me think of that Boehner Dick. :snicker: