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Must be part of the "submissive" shill.....;)
And some men are jealous because their wives won't.
Please somebody tell her she has to throw her head all the way back and swallow, NOT BITE!
Bottom left corner of that picture. Is that, OBAMA?
6 bucks for a foot long corn dog? Damn, those Iowans got no taste and are expensive. I know not to stay in a motel in Iowa while driving cross country, they are very high priced.
There was a segment on Thursday about the food there. Fried Cajun cheese on a stick and for dessert, a fried Snickers bar on a stick. The Evangelical Diet! It's fried on a stick with His Holy Goodness!Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
Bachmann's brain has been deep fried—deep fried by her love for Jesus! Why do you think she married a gay man? It allows her to save her virginity for the Second Coming (no pun intended) of her supernatural lover.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Please pass the brain bleach xDQuote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Just imagine her surprise when she wakes up in the afterlife all anxious to give herself to Jesus and, instead, a gentlemen who bears a striking resemblance to Mick Jagger with a goatee walks up to her and says "Please allow me to introduce myself..."Quote:
Originally Posted by W7XF
Ever hear the one about the zombie dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Funny you should mention that......
A man was preparing to go away on a business trip and decided to buy his wife a rather intimate and personal gift to entertain her while he was away.
He stopped by an adult novelty store and asked the clerk to see some toys.
After being shown various dildos, vibrators, and the like, he stopped the clerk and said, "Enough with these vanilla toys. My wife's tastes are quite varied, what do you have for the more discriminating hedonist?"
The clerk asked him to wait while he went into the storage room. Several minutes later, the clerk came back with a very old, very dusty box. He blew away the dust revealing some very faint gold inlaid script that read "Voodoo Dick."
"What the hell is this?" the husband asked quite irritably
"It's a voodoo dick," the clerk replied, "Just tell it what you want it to do. Only be sure to start by saying 'Voodoo dick' otherwise it'll ignore you."
The husband called bullshit.
"No, seriously.... here, watch," the clerk protested. "Voodoo dick, go knock on the door."
The lid of the box slid back and out hopped a set of cock and balls. It hopped over to the door, knocked three times, then hopped back over and into the box and closed the lid behind it.
Impressed, the husband bought it.
He got home and told the wife how it worked, leaving her with instructions not to hesitate to use it if she got lonely.
The next day, after her husband left, she decided to give it a shot. "Voodoo dick, make love to me"
It gladly obliged. In the throes of passion, she screamed, "Voodoo dick, harder, FASTER!" It started pumping away like a regular ol' Steely Dan.
Orgasm after orgasm, washed over her..... then pleasure turned to agony "Stop, stop, enough!" she screamed. The voodoo dick ignored her.
In a panic, she staggered out the door and got in her car and attempted to make her way to the emergency room.
About halfway there, a cop pulled her over due to her erratic driving.
The officer asked her how many drinks had she had today.
"Officer, please help me!" the woman protested, "I'm not drunk! I've got this voodoo dick stuck in my pussy and it won't stop fucking me!"
The officer snorted and replied, "Lady, I've heard a lot over the years, but this one does it. Ha! Voodoo dick, my ass."
Oh my! Bawdy!
HAAH!Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
I'm glad that woman got some relief from being stopped by a copper.
Not exactly supernatural BUT...
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's part of a colorful time
Super-sealed lady, chrome-color clothes
She wears 'cause she has no other
But I suppose no one knows
She's a plastic fantastic lover
She's simply irresistible
And she's inflatable
Yeah she's made of silicon
Da beech is inflatable
Yeah she's a real doll
She's made in Taiwan
Can I get an AMEN? Say HALLELUJAH! Y'all come back now, The Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship welcomes y'all back next week and we DO accept credit cards.
Leave it to the Brits to come up with one better:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07...mote_intimacy/
The potential haxxor lulz are strong with in this one. Online rape becomes a reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
No, it's Boehner...Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
woo woo. woo woo. woo woo.Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Teledildonics!Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
My guess was something with dentistry.Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO