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Hey you. Yes you. You stupid motherfucker who keeps getting infected with viruses that read your Outlook Shitpress address book and spam me to death. STOP FUCKING E-MAILING ME?! In fact, STOP KNOWING ME! :heart:
You're next. What shit pisses you off? :)
Mailwasher Pro since 6 years, any questions?
;)
The e-mails are benign, there's nothing to wash. They're either empty or contain some phrases (which I assume are to poison bayes databases).
Hey you. Yes you. You stupid motherfucker who just got onto the Internet fifteen years after the rest of the world. STOP FUCKING E-MAILING ME WITH ALL THOSE DAMNED STUPID INTERNET MEMES THAT US EARLY ADOPTERS SAW IN 1993!
That goes out to someone in particular.
Toe jam on shower door track.
Redo the whole MFing bathroom for 5k and still Toe Jam on the (new) shower door track.
Don't even get me started on thumb smashing/hammering stuff.
Effin digits...Can't live with 'em...Can't live without 'em.
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Xenophobia, duh. :roll:
How come each and EVERYTIME some moron is pulling a shit move on the road they have a cell phone stuck to there head.
Then watch them go ballistic on the people and cars around them. Watched a woman today about to go full ghetto on the car in front of her that she nearly creamed while she was yakkin it on her phone. She started screaming out the window at the car in front as it turned into the parking lot. Looked like she was going to pull into the next entrance but she changed her mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by N9FE
If looks could kill. It would have been ugly if she nailed them. She was flying.
Malignant Narcissism at it's finest. They live, and they are the real vampires. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
And they breed.Quote:
Originally Posted by WØTKX
And they should do that to themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
In another thread, I asked an Island member if he celebrated Law Day by giving himself a thorough cavity search.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
I let my dentist do that. He says that I have the finest teeth he ever came across. I haven't quite figured that one out yet. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
UH-HUH! I hear ya'! Now all that old shit is showing up on Facebook!Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
The cake is a lie...Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Hmmmm...in grade school we talked about going to the dentist for a hair cut?Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Doncha just love soccer moms?Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
she better praise the lord. i wasnt the one driving.. her car would have had a run in with a phone pole. or the ditch.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Fuckhead drivers who don't pay attention and don't respect motorcycles on the road. Almost T-boned a Prius that pulled right out in front of me today on my way home from work.
Dammit! Be careful out there. Get a BIGASS horn on your bike. Please?
Maybe a .50 Browning mounted on the handlebars.Quote:
Originally Posted by WØTKX
That's exactly the sort of shit that finally made my park my beloved old Bimmer—too many close calls.
I always described riding a nice fast bike as like having a fighter plane with no missiles.
As miles and time accumulate , it happens less . Not that there are fewer dipshits in the cages around you , but you learn what to watch for . This spring's hair-raising story will become a "meh" by next fall .
Why do you think i'm sitting here since 78 with one leg ripped off. The best part is the prick did not stop. They have to live with what they have done.Quote:
Originally Posted by N2KKM
Going to jury duty, and parking in the recommended structure... not having the correct (cash) change. Post Office at the bottom floor will not let me change the $100 I have in my pocket, or let mr but anything.
ATM broken at the courthouse. Expecting a $50 parking ticket, minimum.
This is my fault, of course, and being pissed off about it means I have an attitude problem. FUCK YOU DENVER!
:rant:
Hindsight Quarterbacks! Hate it and guilty of it too!
I put horn from a E350 ford truck on my 750 Honda. It's louder than their cell phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by WØTKX
I got a big horn too. lulz. I just haven't figured out how I want to mount it.
There you go, bragging about the size of your horn again, Charles.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Why I never took up riding. Seems that each and every time friends' words of encouragement to me that, "I'm old and mature enough to be safe on a bike" I've heard a story that says, no, you're never THAT old. It's those 4 wheeled monsters out there.
Not making excuses for them, but bikes are very, very hard to see...and when you add the factor of idiot drivers....well...
I'd be better off just buying a Saturday night special and playing russian roulette. It's cheaper and safer to others.
Dammit -- I'd LOVE riding...but I like living and having the use of my limbs better.
There's nothing like the sting of bugs hitting your face and body!
Raindrops, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
(Remember that old joke about how you can tell a happy motorcyclist by counting the bugs between his teeth?)
Riding the top of a mountain pass in a sleet or snow squall. Refreshing!
Having a new phone system put in the office, and then spending 1/2 day answering calls the front desk should get because it's misconfigured. GRRRRR!
Everything in the supermarket tasting like it spent a few days in a box of Tide laundry soap.