As if there wasnt enough...uh...cooch cleaning products out there...someone is now charging good money to steam clean the thing!
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...t-for-privates
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As if there wasnt enough...uh...cooch cleaning products out there...someone is now charging good money to steam clean the thing!
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...t-for-privates
Looks like the story is recently posted . The "comments " section is bound to get interesting . Steamed clams are an old recipe , so I guess doing it for the bearded ones was a natural .
Concoct a somewhat reasonable story, throw in some China/Korea/Japanese stuff, mix well, add comment of (fake) doctor, some fake good report back stories, let stirr for a few days and presto, sale!
(Only for the simpletons)
Sigh...
Hmmmm, it's alleged to help fertility. I may just have to try this. If I get pregnant after doing this a few times, I'm going to change my name to Mary and start my own church.
I still remember one fine Saturday sport drinking with some of the guys from the ship...it was my turn to host...and I finally realized what FDS stands for and promptly told the then brand spankin new Mrs. Bunneh (II) For Dirty Snatches. They guys got a good hoot as she promptly began to whoop dat azz..
Hygiene here is high as well, but not from bogus stuff sold to idiots to get their money as fast they can pay.
My wife said send this link: http://www.fightagainstbv.com/18-ste...ginal-hygiene/
WE are used to daily once or twice taking good showers/baths.
I like to be clean... my bad
Must be our abundant clean water supply ;)
When I lived in Atlanta in the early eighties, one of my favorite watering holes was "The Bearded Clam". It was a restaurant and bar east of Midtown. Sadly, it is gone now.
Also sadly, during that time period, that was the only bearded clam I was getting, as my first wife was scheming with her attorney to divorce my sorry arse.
Why PAY for something that takes no more than a little Redneck engineering? The business end of the thing can be a galvanized wash tub on a camp stove, it can serve two purposes like toss in a bucket of shrimp for that smell of authenticity and when the bum steam is done supper is ready. (And so is dessert BTW.) Oh and do I have to tell you that men can enjoy its relaxing effects too? Just use a taller stool and mark them his and hers. Then you may want a larger tub and two burner stove...
Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money,
Maybe we're ragged and funny;
But we're steamin' along, singin' a song,
Side by side.
Shrimp boats comin' tomorrow,
Maybe king crab from Point Barrow;
But we'll share our commode, don't dump a load,
Side by Side.
Ace Hardware sells a small shower head on a 6' hose with a valve that attaches to the shower spigot. It's on a short handle and has a distinctive shape. Someone should tell Kodie. She could save herself a ton of money.
Bearded Clams can be found in abundance on the Barbary Coast.
My 10th grade Geometry teacher said that there was a prize of $1000 if you could figure out how a man could have a baby.
Also said people should live in underground cities, and it's good to get drunk once in a while to cleanse the system.
Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad!
OK....here's all anybody ever needs to keep things nice and fresh...
From the 1934 Sears Catalog
Or maybe more heavy duty.
And guys need not fee left out.
Maybe if Charle Sheen had shopped at Sears, he wouldn't have needed that embarassing trip to the hospital.
"Note that there are "New York" trusses and "Boston" trusses. And "French" trusses. If you needed a Houston Truss, good luck; men down in those parts didn't admit to needin' anything to . . . to support men down in those parts. "
I love James Lileks's site and his humor.
IT's NOT FAIR I TELL YA
Women have all those maintenance products
BUT
I Have Never Seen anybody advertise as much as a
SCHLONG SHAMMY for us guys.
What if some guy wants a nice "Shine" for his date.
I REFUSE TO BREAK OUT A BUFFER PAD