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What is your known super power that you have discovered over the years.
Me? I can untie any knot or tangle. Power cords, extension cables, ropes, fishing lines, everything except human hair bunched up and broken off in a in a fine chain.
What's your Known Super Power?
I can turn gold into sh*t.
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Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
i can make a redneck curse me out in 15 seconds flat. 5 seconds if they are an alabama fan.
Farting
Top fuel horticulture.
(I would have said farting, but Bob beat me to it)
With or Without crossing your legs first??Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
I discovered at a rather early age I could piss everybody off (including adults) simply by sticking to the truth. I never forgot it.
I'm not sure that falls under "super" power. A lot of kids go for the "pisser" early on. Points for adults not wanting to hear the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
That depends on the sound I am going for.Quote:
Originally Posted by kd8dey
That's just it. I never gave it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
And I'll wager that you have the scars to prove it.Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
Not as many as those on my opponents.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
I was thinking of scars dealt upon to you at the hands of adults.Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
I just exercised my super power. The dog fell over and is not breathing. Come on Spot get up boy, GET UP ..................
Give mouth to mouth! Give mouth to mouth!Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
OK that worked. Jesus, I just gassed him again. GET UP BOY , GET UP ........ What kind of animal am I, OH NOOOOOOOOO.
Careful there! The emergency vet is expensive and cash only!
But I have a license for that, too. Still no good. Run BOY, RUN.... Why doesn't he move?????Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Bring Amber Lamps Bring Amber Lamps!Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Amber doesn't work, amber doesn't work. Oh my GOD, I shot him again. Make me stop..... MAKE ME STOP....... Being a Super Hero has it's down side. The ribs tonight have only strengthened my powers. What was I thinking?
Oh the Huge Manatees! The Huge Manatees!Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Physical scars, few. Mentally it is a learning and strengthening process.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
My super power seems to be attracting mentally- and emotionally-damaged women. :quiet:
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Originally Posted by KG4CGC
My superpower is that I can make any scientologist freak out within seconds of them seeing me. I have mind control over them...
I can get up every day and drag my ass to work.
:agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by w2amr
OK....which one of you is the author of, or influences the author of Zits? 'Fess up, now...
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In addition to the normal prerequisite ability to clear the room, or general vicinity via the expulsion of intestinal gasses, I am also a master gold necklace detangler, even with my failing eyesight and manual dexterity.