Two cups of coffee and a bran muffin. Should have read that while sitting on the throne in the water closet.
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Extreme-Butter popcorn, MY ASS......................
Works here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_hOx8E2uo
Running a wire antenna? This guy is the best
OH MY GOD (it's not the pig)
"I met a man who's name was Time
He said 'I must be going.'
But just how long ago this was
I have no way of knowing."
Thunder outside.............. It's hammer time................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
For all you married guys, a tip. Never tell your wife she isn't allowed in the shack, except to clean it.
And a sammich
I had a parrot who was cursing up a storm....So i took him to a vet and he told me.."The next time the bird curses, put him in the freezer for 15 seconds" Next day the parrot swore, so I did what the vet said and put him in the freezer for 15 seconds. After the time was up I opened the door to release the parrot. He was very contrite. He said to me "I am sorry for the bad language. It will never happen again.........By the way, What did the chicken do?"
I have a nasty cold. :( Pilar is telling me that I need to sleep. Hard to sleep when you cant breath. QQ
Some people need to have their carbon-copy and reply-all privileges revoked.
Those little guys (and other species of lizards) sometimes wander inside our house in Puerto Vallarta. It comes as a consequence of living at the edge of a jungle. Funny thing is: when I go to a pet store and see the reptiles and amphibians they have on sale, I wonder why on earth I would ever "buy" one when there are already plenty living around the house. It would be like a corn farmer going to the grocery store to buy a few ears.
On another topic, last Monday morning, my Puerto Vallarta neighbor was attacked. I don't know him, but he was the city Police Chief. He had left the neighborhood and had driven about a mile down the road, when some cartel commandos lobbed three hand grenades at his vehicle and began firing at it with their AK-47's. Miraculously, the Police Chief escaped unharmed, but some bystanders were injured by one of the bullets and by the shrapnel.
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Bleh, this cold is kicking my ass.
Damn, I have no energy. However, I am not congested anymore. Looking forward to this weekend. Have not left the flat in 5 days. Bleh, laying on the couch all bundled up, laptop in hand gets old. Back to work Monday, yay.
Weather, Ships, Cats and Radios.
http://windpilot.com/blog/links/deut...-segelyachten/
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Clown Apocalypse Mushroom Pizza!