I wonder if kids in China ever look at their Happy Meals toys and say..."I made this."
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I wonder if kids in China ever look at their Happy Meals toys and say..."I made this."
I'll take an order of that, with a side of Keanu Reeves xD :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
It is apparent that the majority of people in this part of the world do not know how to navigate a traffic circle.
If you miss your turn, just keep going and PAY MORE ATTENTION!Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
I wonder if dogs over 7.1428 human years, join AARF?
Someone took my goddamn muthafukin torx head set, and a box of real cloth shop rags!!! I wanna kill somebody~~
We are in total agreement.:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by W7XF
Probably my kid. That's his MO.
Let me help you. I have no tolerance at all for tool thieves.Quote:
Originally Posted by suddenseer
I just came up with another million dollar idea.
Go with me here.............
You have beer in little mini kegs that you keep in the fridge....
Why not have bourbon, scotch, vodka or what have you in a keg (with a pressurized bladder inside), to dispense your favorite hard beverage chilled into your glass? You don't want it chilled, your choice. No oxygen gets to it, fresh every swill.
You heard it first here.
To keep it random. I am watching Kindergarten Cop and its at the part where the Governonator punches the child abuser. I just love that part. :D
"Far out, Catherwood. Just roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table."
I think posting here was quite random......
You'll have that, and welcome to our humble shores!Quote:
Originally Posted by AB5S
I just got a chef salad from the local pizza place. I swear to you it weighs 5 lbs!
Were whole tomatoes cut long ways, top to bottom, in thirds?Quote:
Originally Posted by KB3LAZ
You know, so you could fit them over you teeth like kids do with orange wedges.
Lol, if fact they were cut in wedges.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Remember to vote in November or James Cameron will release twenty different versions of America starring Leonardo DiCaprio as President Romney and Kate Winslet as Vice President Sarah Palin. Then he’ll do it in 3-D and nobody wants that.
Consecotaleophobia is the fear of chopsticks.
BREAKING NEWS
The TITANIC sank !!!!
BREAKING NEWS
Lindy made it !!!!!!!!!!!
Now, here's an obituary.
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/den...&pid=156944598
Come on, Chopper. Grab yer shovel.
That OBIT made me think of Dan W4NTI. :rofl:
We were all sitting around the picnic table at lunchtime today when one of the black students mentioned that he was allergic to watermelon.
As painful as it was to remain silent, I could think of no reply that wouldn't get me into a boatload of trouble.
Went to a family party over the weekend. Watermelons were mentioned.
Fried chicken, too.
Party trick: At one point, a dude spread out a napkin and used a pepper grinder to fill it with pepper.
"What's this?"
(Answer: The million whatever march).
Then he folded the napkin so that all the pepper was in a line. What's this?
The millions lined up at the chicken stand.
I'm getting too old for this shit.
If Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno (Nevada) just to watch him die, why was he in Folsom (California) Prison?
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Originally Posted by KG4CGC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM
Oops.
If you play Skyrim and find that your menus have started to lag, check your keys. There's a glitch in the main quest line where if you have a Dwemer museum key in your inventory when you give your stuff to Delphine before going to the Thalmor embassy, when you get your stuff back it will have copied 21000+ times. Dump all your keys and it should be fixed.
I am proud of myNSFW maybe
Nederlander bulb?Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Underland blob. Or, as we call it in the West, "ONE HUNG LOW".Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC