Titty BiscuitsQuote:
Originally Posted by w0aew
Now watch it again with your eyes glazed over and your mouth agape. ☺
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Titty BiscuitsQuote:
Originally Posted by w0aew
Now watch it again with your eyes glazed over and your mouth agape. ☺
NEW YORK—Pushed to the breaking point after constantly being taken to task for its shortcomings without ever hearing so much as a word of thanks for everything it does around here, an overwhelmed and infuriated nation announced Wednesday that it was trying, okay?
Jesus, sources confirmed.
Early reports acknowledged that while every aspect of the country might not be as picture-fucking-perfect as it could be, millions of Americans are working really hard, and considering the current shitty circumstances, they figured it might be nice if for once—just once—they didn't have someone riding their asses about it.
"We're doing the best we can here, for Christ's sake," said Syracuse, NY sporting goods store manager Eric Mahoney, who, like many citizens, threw up his hands in frustration over being endlessly hounded about every stupid little detail. "Honestly, what more could you possibly expect from us? What do you think we are, superheroes or something?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...ng-okay,27444/
Fucking Christ, the nation added. :lol:
There's a bit of internet history someone now wishes they can take back!! :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
I had a random thought while taking a shower. (Why of course, some hams DO shower) Why is it one can reach around to wash their ass crack better with one hand than the other? Must be a latent chromosome thing.
You know you're going to remember this post next time you're in the shower. :rofl:
Stupid cat broke the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Charles, did you hear me holler HELLO yesterday? I was about 30,000 feet over you, but I did holler.
The local Police are out on a noise complaint.
You can't hear the Officer calling the station, THE DOGS ARE BARKING TOO LOUD. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, that would have been the 28th. So, no. Maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Either way, I had a bag of nuts in my mouth so it was probably muffled.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
You didn't take the nuts out of the sack?Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Bob .... I'm hoping you were doing a squirrel imitation! :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
I LOLed enough to make me Tebow. Leave the word "imitation" off.Quote:
Originally Posted by VE7DCW
When in Romex, do as the Romexicans do.
(I was installing a couple of new outlets in the shack today)
lulzQuote:
Originally Posted by kf0rt
Double LULZnessQuote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Hey Bob ...
OMG, I was just thinking the same thing. We need to FAJITA again and soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
lulz
Ordered a new tshirt..
http://teespring.com/uploads/2377/shirtFront.jpg
:geek:
There's a tree frog in my pepper tree. I like tree frogs.
Frogs are our friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
http://forums.hamisland.net/showthre...iss-Off-A-Frog
A frog is derogatory name for the french! :yes:
¡Caramba! The local Mexican supermarket is having a sale on velour blankets with a picture of the Virgen de Guadalupe on them, only $19.99 each! I'll take two!
:omg:
100 pages of RANDOM! :hyper: :clap: :monkeydance:
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- Dick's Fajita Salad $9.99
- your choice of seasoned fajita chicken, or savory beef with grilled onions and peppers over chopped lettuce with jack and cheddar cheese, jalapenos, pico de gallo, sour cream and guacamole all served up in a golden crisp flour tortilla shell. get a combination of chicken and beef add $1.99
Whale nuts?Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
....a century of service :rock:Quote:
Originally Posted by WØTKX
Sorry, only one tub per customer.Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
How about some of that old Filipino creamy coming in shorts and quarts?Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Saturday morning dick joke.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...1302045445070#