They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:
Printable View
^^^ That's a gem. Take a bow, John!
And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:
Bob..VK3ZL..
Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....
Bob..VK3ZL..
2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.
American bloke says: "What you doin?"
"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."
The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.