Sprinkler heads...sprays...wipes...now what.

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Originally Posted by N2KKM

Oh, don't even go there. The fact that Sarah Palin is a woman almost makes me want to get a sex change.

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She may biologically be a female of the species, but a woman?

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Originally Posted by W3WN

She may biologically be a female of the species, but a woman?

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Heh, you have a very good point!

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Originally Posted by W3WN

Ah, Ren? Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm curious... what made you go looking for that article in the first place?

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It was on front page of MSNBC.com.

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Originally Posted by w3bny

It was on front page of MSNBC.com.

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Oh. All righty then.

They must be getting desparate now that Olberman's gone!

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Originally Posted by N2KKM

Haha! If I got pregnant, I'd probably be rich and famous enough to buy the Crystal Cathedral Westboro Baptist Church and show Phelps & Co. how it feels to be on unemployment.

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Fixed that for you, Kelli!

OK....here's all anybody ever needs to keep things nice and fresh...

From the 1934 Sears Catalog

Or maybe more heavy duty.

And guys need not fee left out.

Maybe if Charle Sheen had shopped at Sears, he wouldn't have needed that embarassing trip to the hospital.

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Originally Posted by W1GUH

OK....here's all anybody ever needs to keep things nice and fresh...

Maybe if Charle Sheen had shopped at Sears, he wouldn't have needed that embarassing trip to the hospital.

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LOL! I love the contraption on the first page that looks like it's for performing vaginal/rectal transfusions.

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Originally Posted by W1GUH

OK....here's all anybody ever needs to keep things nice and fresh...

From the 1934 Sears Catalog

Or maybe more heavy duty.

And guys need not fee left out.

Maybe if Charle Sheen had shopped at Sears, he wouldn't have needed that embarassing trip to the hospital.

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Why don’t you see ads for these in the Sears catalog anymore? Because men don’t have to pick up heavy things as much as they used to, and there are fewer ruptures. Guys just don't have to truss up the ol' scrotum as much as they once did.

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

Why don’t you see ads for these in the Sears catalog anymore? Because men don’t have to pick up heavy things as much as they used to, and there are fewer ruptures. Guys just don't have to truss up the ol' scrotum as much as they once did.

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"Note that there are "New York" trusses and "Boston" trusses. And "French" trusses. If you needed a Houston Truss, good luck; men down in those parts didn't admit to needin' anything to . . . to support men down in those parts. "

I love James Lileks's site and his humor.

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Originally Posted by W5GA

LOL! I love the contraption on the first page that looks like it's for performing vaginal/rectal transfusions.

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I guess they still use that thing. There was this internet training film that had one kinda like that...but just a wee bit bigger :wtf::shock::heart: