I do a lot for Christmas. I work all day. It's that asshole that does our scheduling, he does it to me every year...
Oh wait, that's me. It must be that I am avoiding the wife's mother and her stress fest. When asked why she
puts herself through all the added stress and gets that uptight she says "Because I enjoy it." Personally I have
always hoped she means the holiday, not the alien she turns into but you never know.
The difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.