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I had a parrot who was cursing up a storm....So i took him to a vet and he told me.."The next time the bird curses, put him in the freezer for 15 seconds" Next day the parrot swore, so I did what the vet said and put him in the freezer for 15 seconds. After the time was up I opened the door to release the parrot. He was very contrite. He said to me "I am sorry for the bad language. It will never happen again.........By the way, What did the chicken do?"
I have a nasty cold. :( Pilar is telling me that I need to sleep. Hard to sleep when you cant breath. QQ
Some people need to have their carbon-copy and reply-all privileges revoked.