Random Thoughts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01xasUtlvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01xasUtlvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFkZOsOURE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFkZOsOURE

Mas Portugese?

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Originally Posted by kc7jty

Mas Portugese?

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cee

http://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/?id=71

Brian Boitano

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Originally Posted by NA4BH

Brian Boitano

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but what would he do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzJUemPYeU&feature=related

Paraprosdokian

http://www.hulu.com/watch/15633/the-...is-harpsichord

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Originally Posted by NA4BH

Brian Boitano

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....the skating guy.....how quaint :spin:

Munder's Theorem: For every "10," there are ten "1's."

Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody Else's Philosophy: (*)

Everybody should be lieve in something. I believe I'll have another drink.


(*) W. C. Fields, incidentally

http://www.google.com/search?source=...37d08ac4cf6f79

http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-coolest-dog.htm

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American's map of Europe
http://www.grsp.org/image/GlobeBlueSilver.jpg
Duh-Ieee know it's on here somewhere...

Just Europe? ;)

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Originally Posted by KJ6BSO

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/...f54ca7fce0.png

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American's map of America (offending everyone equally):
http://kf0rt.westton.com/graph/usamap.png

^^^^:lol::lol::lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEvk-VTuEI&feature=player_embedded

So as to leave no one unoffended:

A Map of Europe as Seen by Americans

http://assets.bigthink.com.s3.amazon...%5Bmap7%5D.jpg

a cowboy in underwear catching a prairie dog with salad tongs

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Originally Posted by kf0rt

American's map of America (offending everyone equally):
http://kf0rt.westton.com/graph/usamap.png

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I like New Jersey & Delaware best.

http://www.nicholasbasbanes.com/essa...utan_April.jpg

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Since age 5, I've been butchering lyrics with extreme prejudice. Remember the first school house parody? "Glory glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a rulah."

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OOOHHH I wish that I had lots of money
and a hot bodied big tittied honey
but my peckers so short it's not funny

so I guess i'll just have to jack off.

I Put the poor thing in a knothole
And got it all stung up by bees
The pain was so excruciating

That it dropped me right down to my knees

OOOOHH I wish that I had lots of money......

Fajita's are flamboyant

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Originally Posted by NA4BH

Fajita's are flamboyant

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Served on cast iron skillets? Hell Yeah they're flamboyant!

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That is the theory of Relative Humidity, isn't it? If you don't know what that is, I will let you know....... :-P

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I always thought the definition of relative humidity varied by location in reference to the mason-dixon line.....

Man I'm behind. I'm only up to page 17

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Originally Posted by kd8dey

Man I'm behind. I'm only up to page 17

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Take a break, walk around, mark your spot.

Think of the sound a babbling brook makes. RELAX

Pretend you're on a warm balmy island with nothing but the sound of the waves and tropical fauna.

The smell of fresh cut pineapple and coconuts

And BBQ'd goat in the background.
Maybe the sight of young tan women frolicking in the surf.

The sound of the pelicans wings cutting through the air.

Oh look .....is that a tsunami I see on the horizon?? :nono:

Dorothy's Law:

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

http://www3.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php...0589df706g.jpg

unless he finds it provocative.