SQUEE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kb2vxa
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SQUEE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kb2vxa
Paging Dr. Pearle!Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by ka4dpo
Of such truths, though, are generated many a tall tale on Literotica and similar sites.
And why a Hungarian midget.
They are very good at Hungarian dick wrestling.
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Originally Posted by K7SGJ
TMI
I'm not asking, and I don't want to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by w3bny
YIKES !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
Its all fun and games till someone spits in your faceQuote:
Originally Posted by K7SGJ
What do they serve for refreshments there....Buck Cake?
On edit...
<door slam> "Dude...what the hell happened to you. Your're a mess! Did you go to the Hungarian National Dick wrestling finals again?" "Phht...yeah...Ricardo Penoit was winning his final match against Todger Pennis when some idiot threw a big honking buck cake at me." "Thats a ton of frosting!" "Yeah, must have come from the Peter North bakery"
I have no idea of what any of that means but it made me laugh anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by w3bny
Me, too. Miust be a Navy thing or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Guilty or not?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1kUm4SBf9
Once again, how come I never got a teacher like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
(Then again, it's entirely possible I did but her taste in young men was too good...)
This one's full of WTF:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1kUmWWk40
We have a couple more today:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1kzCObDTH
Meh.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-watched.html
Meth.
Right up the road from me:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...xts-phone.html
Dumbass.
Damn. Who knew?
Dr Who, that's who.
Woah there,,,,,,those are at least a minus 4 on the Clydesdale scale. It occurred to me that some of you may not be familiar with the Clydesdale scale for rating women.Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
It is a sliding scale that is zero center, with zero being neutral, and runs between minus six to plus six. Anything above zero represents the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull her off of your face.
Anything below zero on the scale represents the number of Clydesdales that would have to sit on you to get you to do her. I hope that clarifies it.
I got it, you dirty nasty wabbit. I hope you washed up after. Be careful with the hot water, protein is easier to clean with cold. Bwaaaaa!Quote:
Originally Posted by w3bny
And a squeeeeeeee for good measure. :rofl:
Yours too? Must be something about dead languages.Quote:
Originally Posted by K7SGJ
My English teacher was no beauty either. She was a short lady, with little personality and a big beehive hairdo that made her a couple of feet taller: think older Marge Simpson. During class, Dennis, the reprobate kid who sat behind me, used to flick small balls of clay into the myriad of hair curls adorning her head. He utilized a Playboy magazine as his stealthy launching ramp to propel the clay balls over my right shoulder and onward towards their target, where one could imagine them falling through all of those hair loops like a Japanese Pachinko machine. The teacher would sense something strange, but she never figured out what was going on.
I remember that Dennis used to annoy our English teacher by incessantly over-sharpening his pencils during class. He would sharpen an almost-new pencil down to a nub before returning to his desk to use it. Later, he would return to the sharpener with yet another pencil to grind down.
Dennis always had a chunk of clay in his pocket, and each time some teacher would temporarily entrust him with one of the building keys, he would form a clay impression of the key before returning it to the teacher. At home, a duplicate key would be created to further his access to various areas of the school. After a couple of years, Dennis could go just about anywhere in the school. He even had a master key to all of the school lockers. He never stole anything of value out of the other kid's lockers - only their wooden pencils!
Most of my English teachers were male... and "English" class was actually more of a literature class after Jr. High.
But there was this Social Studies teacher I had. Ms. Malchow. Jet black hair, piercing blue eyes, about 5'2" with an hourglass figure.
She was smart, funny... I had to hold my notebook in front of "myself" as she frequently wore miniskirts with tall heels. Damn.
My 7th grade English teacher was a bit of a hottie. Oddly enough...I'm still friends with her via facebook.
My senior-year English teacher wasn't super-hot, but she wasn't bad either. She put out all the right signals - and a lot of them - but I was focusing a little too heavily on things scholastic at the time to realize it. :wall:Quote:
Originally Posted by KC9ECI
Oh, look...another one:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1mxlmflg0
Thus, this is the result of a society that does not allow her peoples to mature into adults when they reach those adult years.
Somewhere between age 4 and 5 and up to age 15/16, we try to keep them children for too long then suddenly expect them to know what they want to do for the rest of their lives career-wise.
On the other end of the scale is telling a 5 year old that Santa isn't real and expecting him to act like a child 10 years his senior.
Point being, it's not only A PREDATOR ISSUE as many in the media would have you believe. There's a maturity issue where a teacher still relates to students as being in her own peer group.
DittoQuote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
There are so many things wrong in this story, I don't know where to start.Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
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Originally Posted by N8YX
Interesting that all of these events took place here in the Colonies, but they're reported on back in the Royalty's backyard, so to speak. Blimey!Quote:
Originally Posted by N8YX
British teachers are squeaky clean Pat Boone clones and above reproach.
Particularly when you have teachers as young as 22/23. My little cousin just turned 23 a few months back and has been teaching at the local high school since the beginning of the school year. This is in the district she went to school at. Meaning that some of her students were her class mates at one time. At least in PE, study hall & lunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by KG4CGC
> Thus, this is the result of a society that does not allow her peoples to mature into adults when they reach those adult years.
"My little cousin just turned 23 a few months back..."
A Freudian slip there?
Good thing the rest of those British birds aren't.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb2vxa
Thats what you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb2vxa
Do you see what they are
Do you hear what they say
People it is sad but true
They're dressed really stupid
But they think they're O.K.
And they got no use for you
The dead girls of London
Why do they act that way?
Maybe it's the water, mama
Maybe it's the tea
Maybe it's the way they was raised
Maybe it's the stuff what they read in the papers
Keeps them lookin' sorta half in a daze
Well the dead girls of London
Why do they act that way?
We're the dead girls of London
We thinks we are fine
We ain't hittin' on nothin'
But the boutique frame of mind
You see 'em dancing at the disco every night
Like a bunch of little robot queens
Making little noises full of fake delight
But they're really just so full of beans
The dead girls of London
Why do they act that way?
We're the dead girls of London
We thinks we are fine
We ain't hittin' on nothin'
But the boutique frame of mind
Boutique frame of mind
Gee I like your pants
If so, I am missing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb2vxa
I see it a little differently. We don;t give kids enough time to be kids anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by KB3LAZ
As far as the relationship between teachers and students, well, a teacher is a professional. His/her jobs is to teach a given subject(s) to the students. The teacher should never allow himself or herself to become personally involved with the student at any level. It is highly unprofessional. Part of being a professional is to know where to draw the line between helping the student to learn versus becoming emotionally, personally, or sexually involved with the student. Sexual contact in particular is unforgivable. Any teacher that engages herself/himself sexually with a student not only deserved punishment but permanent banishment from the teaching profession.
Which I can understand. I am just saying, I can see how, at times, it happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by n2ize