(in my college student center bathroom)
Flush twice, it's a long way to D.C.
(High school stall)
Here I sit in gassy vapor cause some basta$# used all the paper
The bell has rung no time to linger, watch out #hole here comes my finger.
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(in my college student center bathroom)
Flush twice, it's a long way to D.C.
(High school stall)
Here I sit in gassy vapor cause some basta$# used all the paper
The bell has rung no time to linger, watch out #hole here comes my finger.
From an AT&T manufacturing plant bathroom over 20 years ago:
"Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero, shit on the ceiling!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by K4PIH
I see "Flush twice, It's a long way to the kitchen" a lot in truckstops that have restaurants...lol
I wonder why the ladies haven't chimed in yet..........
I hear their scrawl is way better than any found in the 'mens' rooms
What say you ladies??
As we both know, sometimes there is a lot of truth in the statement, unfortunately.Quote:
Originally Posted by AF5TY
I have had to clean some women's washrooms many times in my years and one of the best graffiti scrawl I have seen was this: "Please stand on the seat,the crabs in here can jump six feet" ........ another one I found in the Ladies was: "Big or small,fat or thin,Vaseline will get it in" Wittiness knows no gender barrier! :mrgreen:
For the family or unisex facilities...
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"This bloody shit-house is no use at all
The seat is too high and the hole is too small"
and so the reply:
"To this I must add the obvious retort:
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short"
Dr. Seuss?Quote:
Originally Posted by HUGH
I just peed myself laughing ...................Quote:
Originally Posted by HUGH