Sprinkler heads...sprays...wipes...now what.

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Originally Posted by N4VGB

Vagina maintenance is a very high priority with American women Cor. You can see it as a waste of money or...........as a stock of very well maintained toys for American boys.

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Originally Posted by W5RB

Looks like the story is recently posted . The "comments " section is bound to get interesting . Steamed clams are an old recipe , so I guess doing it for the bearded ones was a natural .

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When I lived in Atlanta in the early eighties, one of my favorite watering holes was "The Bearded Clam". It was a restaurant and bar east of Midtown. Sadly, it is gone now.

Also sadly, during that time period, that was the only bearded clam I was getting, as my first wife was scheming with her attorney to divorce my sorry arse.

Why PAY for something that takes no more than a little Redneck engineering? The business end of the thing can be a galvanized wash tub on a camp stove, it can serve two purposes like toss in a bucket of shrimp for that smell of authenticity and when the bum steam is done supper is ready. (And so is dessert BTW.) Oh and do I have to tell you that men can enjoy its relaxing effects too? Just use a taller stool and mark them his and hers. Then you may want a larger tub and two burner stove...

Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money,
Maybe we're ragged and funny;
But we're steamin' along, singin' a song,
Side by side.

Shrimp boats comin' tomorrow,
Maybe king crab from Point Barrow;
But we'll share our commode, don't dump a load,
Side by Side.

Ace Hardware sells a small shower head on a 6' hose with a valve that attaches to the shower spigot. It's on a short handle and has a distinctive shape. Someone should tell Kodie. She could save herself a ton of money.

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Originally Posted by N2KKM

Hmmmm, it's alleged to help fertility. I may just have to try this. If I get pregnant after doing this a few times, I'm going to change my name to Mary and start my own church.

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If you get pregnant, I'll BUY a church. No flame at all; just sayin'.

Bearded Clams can be found in abundance on the Barbary Coast.

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Originally Posted by kf0rt

If you get pregnant, I'll BUY a church. No flame at all; just sayin'.

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Haha! If I got pregnant, I'd probably be rich and famous enough to buy the Crystal Cathedral.

My 10th grade Geometry teacher said that there was a prize of $1000 if you could figure out how a man could have a baby.

Also said people should live in underground cities, and it's good to get drunk once in a while to cleanse the system.

Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad!

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Originally Posted by w3bny

As if there wasnt enough...uh...cooch cleaning products out there...someone is now charging good money to steam clean the thing!

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...t-for-privates

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Ah, Ren? Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm curious... what made you go looking for that article in the first place?

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Originally Posted by N2KKM

Hmmmm, it's alleged to help fertility. I may just have to try this. If I get pregnant after doing this a few times, I'm going to change my name to Mary and start my own church.

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If you get pregnant from ONLY doing that after a few times, I'll join that church!