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When I lived in Atlanta in the early eighties, one of my favorite watering holes was "The Bearded Clam". It was a restaurant and bar east of Midtown. Sadly, it is gone now.
Also sadly, during that time period, that was the only bearded clam I was getting, as my first wife was scheming with her attorney to divorce my sorry arse.
Why PAY for something that takes no more than a little Redneck engineering? The business end of the thing can be a galvanized wash tub on a camp stove, it can serve two purposes like toss in a bucket of shrimp for that smell of authenticity and when the bum steam is done supper is ready. (And so is dessert BTW.) Oh and do I have to tell you that men can enjoy its relaxing effects too? Just use a taller stool and mark them his and hers. Then you may want a larger tub and two burner stove...
Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money,
Maybe we're ragged and funny;
But we're steamin' along, singin' a song,
Side by side.
Shrimp boats comin' tomorrow,
Maybe king crab from Point Barrow;
But we'll share our commode, don't dump a load,
Side by Side.
Ace Hardware sells a small shower head on a 6' hose with a valve that attaches to the shower spigot. It's on a short handle and has a distinctive shape. Someone should tell Kodie. She could save herself a ton of money.
Bearded Clams can be found in abundance on the Barbary Coast.
My 10th grade Geometry teacher said that there was a prize of $1000 if you could figure out how a man could have a baby.
Also said people should live in underground cities, and it's good to get drunk once in a while to cleanse the system.
Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad!