Big Three Merger

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Originally Posted by kf0rt

Hell, you're cool, barkeep. I'm just glad they're merging with YouTube and not MySpace. :snicker::yes:

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Hell and cool in the same sentence. Subtlety is not lost.

a new version of an old joke.

a few years ago dolly parton was in atlanta working on a buy out of harris teeters, piggly wiggly, and big lots.
the new company was to be called Big Wiggly Teeters

There's just no new jokes any more.

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Originally Posted by kf0rt

There's just no new jokes any more.

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I heard this one about a chicken crossing the road but I can't remember the punchline.

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Originally Posted by kf0rt

There's just no new jokes any more.

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One day in a well known west coast coffee house, Rene Descartes appeared as if out of thin air. He looked a bit confused and disturbed. Fate would have it he was next in line. The clerk, not startled by the sudden appearance asked the great mathematician/philosopher/physicist if he wanted space at the top of his cup to add cream, sugar, or flavored syrups.
"I think not", snapped Descartes. He then faded from view.