I did. Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by N1LAF
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I did. Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by N1LAF
Treatment for psoriasis: Goop on the corticosteroids, cover it with plastic wrap held in place with blue masking tape.Quote:
Originally Posted by WZ7U
I always laughed when I saw those “Heartbreak of Psoriasis” ads but now I know this shit ain’t no joke. It’s painful and it pisses me off because it’s my own body attacking itself.
I’m not sure why someone felt it necessary to invent a new knot specifically for zeppelins, especially one that is so hard to tie. A simple sheet bend would have worked fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by WZ7U
“Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot He Himself couldn't eat it?"
Coenzyme Q10 plus beta carotene.Quote:
Originally Posted by K6BSO
Throw in some D3.
They say that what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger but they never mention the way it gradually chips away at your sanity.
“Offer not good after curfew in sectors N or R”
Gezundheit!
...and you should NEVER go into forbidden sections after curfew...Quote:
Originally Posted by K6BSO
Nobody will come up into the hills at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by W3WN
I’d like a pizza to go. With no anchovies.Quote:
Originally Posted by K6BSO
No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!
I knew a Dagner once.
How about a nice, steaming bowl-full of Loosener’s Castor Oil Flakes, with Real Glycerin Vibrofoam!Quote:
Originally Posted by K6BSO
“It ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loosener’s!”
“The All Weather Breakfast!”
For everything, tern tern tern
There is a seabird, tern tern tern
The neighbor’s loud obnoxious adult son is “helping” him work on his sailboat and if he doesn’t lower his voice real soon I’m gonna yell right back at him, if for no other reason that to say “It’s not a porthole, you grass-combing lubber, it’s a fucking portlight!”
(A porthole is an opening for ventilation cut into the hull or bulkhead of a boat that is closed with an opaque cover. A portlight may or may not be openable but it always has a glass cover)
This is typical South Carolina shit except ... this was North Carolina.
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Am I looking at? That is some deep woods Oretucky shit right there
“You fuck one goat…”
"... and you're always that guy that fucked a goat."
A man walks into a pub and sits next to an old codger. The Old Codger is mumbling to himself and seems to be upset about something so The Man says to him "What’s on your mind, my friend?"
The Old Codger turns to him and asks "Did you see that wall on the edge of town?"
The Mans says "Yes, it is a fine wall, nicely built and straight as an arrow"
The Old Codger says "Well I built that wall with my own two hands, all by myself. But do they call me Seamus the Stone Mason? No." Then he asks The Man "And did you see the iron gate in that wall?"
The Man says "Yes, it's a beautiful gate"
The Old Codger says "I built that too, with my own two hands. But do they call me Seamus the Ironsmith? No. What do you think of this bar we’re sitting at?"
The Man says "It's a work of true craftsmanship. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a finer bar anywhere."
The Old Codger replies "I built that with my own two hands too, but do they call me Seamus the Carpenter? No. But you fuck just one goat…"