If you've watched or read Watchmen, I'm still wondering about Rorshach.
And I have seen the movie twice...
His character has even been studied by Psych classes it is so intriguing.
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If you've watched or read Watchmen, I'm still wondering about Rorshach.
And I have seen the movie twice...
His character has even been studied by Psych classes it is so intriguing.
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When you prefer a half-life to an expiration date.
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Love that stuff! Dip it with thin pretzel sticks along with a cold beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by kf0rt
Let's send a case to Dick Cheney at the hospital. Just the thing for his arteries, I'm sure.
Mmmmm! Ban saw blade scrapin's!Quote:
Originally Posted by kf0rt
Years ago, when I was still active in the writing game, I did a bunch of work for Farm Credit. Among many others, I interviewed both Frank Perdue and his son, Jim, now the CEO of that chicken-cuttin' outfit.
One of the most wondrous things I saw was the machine removal of breasts from their associated ribs. These ribs were then sent into a processing stream that spit out bones that looked like they had lain in the desert for a few months on one stream and a steady flow of steamed white meat that forms the base of chicken dogs, McNuggets and a whole host of other "modern" variants on the other stream. Nothing wasted.
Cave Chicken Diner, Special of the Day...
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Tomorrow night (Monday) is:
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When in Puerto Rico (Old San Juan), go eat here: http://www.restauranteraices.com/English/index.html
The Mofongo with skirt steak is just WOW !!!!!!!!
You said "skirt steak!"Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
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The storm is here, we are getting HANNERED by lightning right now. JEEBUS !!!!!!
I see it is Pat (AE1PT's) birthday. How long until some one sees that and starts the community ass kissing. Slobber and tongue required. Ah hell, I might start the thread. :shifty:
I gave him something to wash off all that slobber with.
Vanilla wafers
icterohaemorrhagiae
Here's a prime example of 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus' offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix .
The professor told his class one day, 'Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.'
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.
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THE STORY
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. 'A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,' he said into his transgalactic communicator. 'Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far...' But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. 'Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,' Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. 'Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?' she wondered wistfully..
(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam , felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. 'Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F**KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!'
(Rebecca)
Asshole!
(Gary)
Bitch!
(Rebecca)
F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!
(Gary)
Go drink some tea - whore.
(TEACHER)
A+ I really liked this one.
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Originally Posted by NA4BH
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Standard human meltdown. :whistle:
At first, I thought it was going to warp into a Zapp and Leela love story.
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Hey Rob, was that Melissa? :rofl:
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Originally Posted by kf0rt
This thing must have the herpes or something. The loyal followers sure are steering away from it. Maybe I should have titled it, Tears on my monkey that was flung into space or My Last Top Ramen Shist.
NASA is contracting their rocket transport stuff out to private companies giving them a chance to do it meaner and greener than the space shuttle.....but monkeys flung from a fan works for me also..... :lol:
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I was sober and mis-typed FAN instead of CAN. :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by VE7DCW
But I do like the monkey/fan theory. Creative at the least. :yes: :lol:
I think that was my fault. I'm the thread killer over there.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
Thinking of Eddie...
(Prolly NSFW - SNL Skit)
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Will the world totally deflate when all the oil finally runs out of the Deepwater Horizon drill hole?? :scared:
Edit to add: .....those dummies are taking way too long to plug it!!!
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Originally Posted by W4GPL
Didn't this place used to be blue?
Yeah...whats up with that!
I must be losing my eyesight or something.