Betty turns 95 today. I'm just glad she survived 2016.
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Betty turns 95 today. I'm just glad she survived 2016.
I don't think I have a spirit old enough to do her justice. I would need something originally distilled during the rise of the Roman Empire. I might be able to dig up some Tibetan horn wine.
Replace the name "Chuck Norris" with "Betty White" in many web memes.
Happy Birthday, Honey. I hope you get laid. Just don't screw the poor bastid to death.