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during most of the 1980s I was on the road a lot....flying or driving....
that meant I had to use the "public facilities" in airports or on the
interstates.....I begin to take notice of the grafitti scrawled therein
2 that have stayed with me all these years are:
"here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"
"people who write on shit-house walls, roll their shit into little balls
people who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"
anyone else have any favorites ???
I've waited most of my post-pubescent life (am I there yet?) for this thread. Effed up, huh? Those two, also, are the ones that "stuck".Quote:
Originally Posted by NM5TF
OK, lets finish the saying shall we - "here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted" stanza two, 'I'll give my mournful face a slap, for filling up my pants with crap'
This. Thread. Should. Prove. Fascinating. Carry on!
(I wonder what the you're-a-peein contingent gets on their walls) C'mon Cor, Hugh - what gives over there? Whats the loo have to say? Inquiring minds want to know (what we can steal from you guys and put on the walls over here)
Seen in toilet stall at a community college, with arrow pointing to TP holder:
AA DEGREES. TAKE ONE
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-50-be.../brian-gilmore
http://notesfromthestall.com/
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2015/05/wc-art/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...affiti-8892580
http://www.holytaco.com/35-awesome-bathroom-graffiti/
Dutch public toilets are kept quite clean mostly several times a day and graffiti removed, or walls treated so pens. markers etc won't write on them.
I tried to compensate with the links, my bad ....;)
The best was always at construction job sites.
Tinners vs the electricians was always vitriolic.
I also remember the two graffiti writings in the original post.
Let's see, I recall two more that were posted in the urinal area:
1) Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals. Crabs can pole vault!
2) Message from the Club Management: Would Patrons Kindly Refrain from Eating the Urinal Cakes.
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I just remembered some from my CO days, a bar up in the foothills, probably by Dave somewhere. I can't remember exactly where because, well, I was very drunk at the time!
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down. (during one of the many dry spells in the 80's)
We aim to please. You aim too, please!
Remember to watchout for Seabass.
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