So, one of the software programs I manage at work has us pick a code of up to 4 letters to indicate the "Operator ID" -- in essence, who did the actual data entry. Whenever possible, I use the person's initials.
We have just been notified of a new employee, who is due to start next week.
Br####y D. St. M###r
BDSM
Oh, I could have some real fun with this one...
For example, imagine the company email going out, with such zingers in it as...
"The start date for BDSM will be..."