Through my keen sense of what seems to bother some here on the island,
I have picked up on a number of subtle hints, that might indicate
the futility of further posting of threads that play on a certain right
enumerated in Article I of the Bill of Rights.
After much reflection I have decided to amend my mainland ways,
and hereby vow to strive to be a better fit in this Island of Misfits:
So read my lips: NO NEW PETITIONS.
