The value of a catholic education and a pencil
Little Susie wasn't the best student in catholic school..
usually she slept through class..
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class..
"Tell me Susie, who created the universe?"
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnnie who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear..
"God almighty!" shouts Susie..
The Nun said "Very good Susie" and continued teaching the class.
A little while later the Nun asked Susie "Who is our Lord and Savior"?
Once again little Johnnie came to the rescue and stuck her in the butt with his pencil..
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie..
And the Nun said "Very good" and Susie fell asleep once more..
The Nun asked Susie a third question,
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty third child?"
Again, Johnnie came to her rescue....This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
"if you stick that fucking thing in me again I'm gonna break it in half"..
The nun fainted and is now cloistered and receiving therapy..
Bob..VK3ZL..
