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A sailor was sitting next to a lovely at the bar. Of course he glanced down to check out her legs because she was wearing a mini-mini skirt. He saw a large sea shell tattoo on her inner thigh. He asked "why the sea shell there?" She smiled coyly and replied "because if you place your ear on it you can smell the ocean."
Speaking of sailor's, the Navy and such
A Marine and a sailor were in the bar
arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer, the Marine said,
"We had Iwo Jima."
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor said,
"We had the Battle of Midway"
"Not entirely true," the Marine said.
"Some of those pilots were Marines".
"Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after
a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."
Taken aback, the sailor said, "Point taken."
Then the Marine added,
"We were born at Tun Tavern."
The sailor replied,
"We had John Paul Jones."
The argument continued until
the sailor came up with what
he thought was the topper:
"The Navy invented sex."
The Marine didn 't blink.
"Well, that may be true," he said,
"but the Marines introduced it to women."
Hmm, why does this remind me of Pea Coat Sleeves? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by W5GA