Nap Time: Alternative Child Care

http://www.firecold.com/videos/a-cur...child-tantrums

I lulz'd and you'll lulz too.

Why do some people always want to complicate everything? Alternative Child Care is right here in a bottle:

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20...dcrowstory.jpg

My own mother used this method extensively and I turned out just fine. All that time spent in rehab when I was 8 years old did me a world of good.

I'm currently in contact with a man who was fed alcohol by his mom when he was 8. He suffers multiple health problems including addictions leading to morbid obesity. At 450 lbs. it's hard finding a simple chair he can sit in.

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

I'm currently in contact with a man who was fed alcohol by his mom when he was 8. He suffers multiple health problems including addictions leading to morbid obesity. At 450 lbs. it's hard finding a simple chair he can sit in.

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See, that's his problem—his mom didn't start giving him alcohol until he was eight. Mine started me on the stuff at two years old and I was weaned off the stuff at eight. You got to start 'em young.

BTW, I weigh in at about 202 lbs right now.

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

http://www.firecold.com/videos/a-cur...child-tantrums

I lulz'd and you'll lulz too.

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Yes, yes I did. :rofl:

Posted on FB, BTW.

"I quietly removed the nipple from Baby LeRoy's bottle, dropped in a couple of noggins of gin, and returned it to Baby LeRoy. After sucking on the pacifier for a few minutes, he staggered through the scene like a Barrymore."

The 2 minute area, "I feel pregnant" almost made me spit beer on the screen.

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Originally Posted by KC9ECI

The 2 minute area, "I feel pregnant" almost made me spit beer on the screen.

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Lol, I made Pilar come in and watch that part. She nearly pissed herself laughing.