Good comeback............

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Loved it!!!! :rofl:

Moral of the story: Smoking pot causes avian beastiality.

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Moral of the story: Smoking pot causes avian beastiality.

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Not so fast......I was raised on a dairy farm. As a teenager after smoking a joint or two I often thought about pleasuring myself with one of our cows. But then I thought about having to balance on one of those 3 legged stools as Im doing the act and worse......when done I have to walk all the way to the front so I can kiss her. Decided it wasnt worth it!!!!!!!

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Not so fast......I was raised on a dairy farm. As a teenager after smoking a joint or two I often thought about pleasuring myself with one of our cows. But then I thought about having to balance on one of those 3 legged stools as Im doing the act and worse......when done I have to walk all the way to the front so I can kiss her. Decided it wasnt worth it!!!!!!!

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Not so fast there, Beav. I heard that same story on the Don and Mike Show round abouts 2002.

Sure.......piss in my Cheerios!!!!!!!!!

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Sure.......piss in my Cheerios!!!!!!!!!

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Cheerios? That's an improvement! A step up from Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Puffs. ☺
Admit it, you lulz'd.

I've heard the calves will give ya good head.