How Many "Hats" do you wear

In the course of a typical day I wear many "hats". Computer and networking expert, Mathematician, chemist, biologist, pharmacist, medical doctor, nurse, electronics expert, electrician, economist, historian, gardener, chef, musician, mechanic, laborer, fireman, cop, jack of all trades, computer programmer, magician, mind reader, fortune teller, psychologist, counsellor, communications expert, salesman, lawyer, and probably a few dozen other "hats" I cannot think of at the moment. Yet I am only expert in two or three of these things.

So, how many "hats" do you wear or are you expected to wear ?

Thought this was really about hats at first. However, much like you, many. I am expected to wear none, I just do.

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Originally Posted by KB3LAZ

Thought this was really about hats at first. However, much like you, many. I am expected to wear none, I just do.

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Of course I am making satire about how often people expect you to be expert and/or have an answer for almost everything under the sun yet when you do answer on the few things you might be expert in or good at nobody listens to you anyway.

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Originally Posted by n2ize

Of course I am making satire about how often people expect you to be expert and/or have an answer for almost everything under the sun yet when you do answer on the few things you might be expert in or good at nobody listens to you anyway.

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Lol, I have been there in the past. Not so much as of late.

I just wear my "Certified Knowsomeshit" hat.
It covers about everything and calms the needy dependents while you figure things out on the fly.

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The only hat I have, I put out in front for tips. The last tip a guy gave me was "pick up your fucking hat before I piss in it". The bastid

Ooooh! Hats! I thought you said cats.

I only wear one hat, pard, and that's m' cowboy hat. Yeee-haw.

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What? No Pope hat?