Sh*t Gun

This goes here and it ain't no joke folks. I'll save further commentary for after you've viewed this, this, this .... News Piece.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2...78392848891419

If he farted he could put a hole through a big block engine.

You'll put your eye out.

I've heard of projectile vomiting, but this is new and exciting!

Tosh is even edgier than Carlos Mencia. Especially in a V-neck.

Gives new meaning to what my father used to say after he would let a fart fly: "Who fired that shot?"

OWWW!

This is no small feat. He could have killed himself based on tissue damage alone, not EVEN to mention accidental discharge assuming it was loaded ... which I am.
Again folks, People have DIED from inserting objects in their rectums. I've dated an ER nurse in past. I've heard stories of what comes in the door on 3rd shift. Is it any wonder doctors and nurses have such a morbid sense of humor?

So you're saying he's lucky he didn't end up half cocked?

Sounds to me like he would have room to be fully "cocked"!!!!