Working out

Advice for an old guy...

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I was working out in the gym when
I spotted a sweet young thing...


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I asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked me up and down and said

"try the ATM in the lobby."

Gravity is the weakest, yet the most persistent force in the cosmos. One can only imagine what it'll do to those implants when their host reaches geezer age...

...bending the top rail of her walker.

I'm sure she'll get some support; from every swing dick in the hood.

I don't know WHY I pictured her spinning on a turntable, WATT's wrong with me?