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As the relatively weak comet "Elenin" drifts closer to Earth conspiract theorists, doomsdayers, apocalyptists, etc have jumped on the bandwagon of uninformed misinformation and scaremongering.
Here is a ice little FAQ to dispell the myths that have been perpetrated by the moonbats.
http://astroblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/comet-elenin-faq-for-worried.html
My favorite remark from that site:
"But doesn't passing through or near a comet's tail reanimate the dead and instill in them a strong desire to consume human brains?"
Man, that made for a good read, as well as the links to the conspiracy theories out there. One of them bounced from Elenin-Brown Dwarf- HAARP - Comet Missile from Evil Aliens...
Makes you go, "huh?"
I'm waiting for Mr Applewhite's return from the Oort cloud.
Speak for yourself, good as that one is, I think this one's better:Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Brains!Quote:
You do know that when we pass through the comet's tail we will
A. All go blind and animated plants will land and kill us all
B. We will all suffocate like we did in 1910
C. We will (some of us, at any rate) be taken up to the alien space ship
D. All become zombies, Like Rob said
E. Empires will fall and the AntiChrist will arrive.
All these things are scientifically proven.
# posted by http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif John S. Wilkins : 12:52 PM
Brains!
Some of these posters need to use their... BRAINS!
One word: Space Rocks
Don't forget the Trade Mark logo.Quote:
Originally Posted by NA4BH
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Did you ever get an opportunity to view that particular comet through some strong binoculars or a good telescope? Something trailing that comet caused many to thing it was a spaceship of some sort. As to Applewhite's assertion that it was GOD or whatever, that was totally another nut who fell into his own pit of lies.Quote:
Originally Posted by kc7jty
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1500742/pg1
SMACKS. MY. HEAD.
Look at this post:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo.../reply24718077
It says that I'm banned from the site.