I farted

and now my nutz itch ...

My nuts itched first, and then I farted.
These are confusing times.

New wives tale.

If your nutz itch...somebody's probably talkin' shit behind your back.

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

and now my nutz itch ...

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Was there a Bic involved?

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

and now my nutz itch ...

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Stop eating fiberglass.

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Originally Posted by KJ6BSO

Stop eating fiberglass.

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Yeah...switch to Rosarita refrieds!

I should probably soak them.

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Originally Posted by KG4CGC

and now my nutz itch ...

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You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?

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Originally Posted by W3WN

You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?

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Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.

I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?