"Death by Armed Rooster Karmic Retribution"
OK gang, once you've read the link and are done :rofl: you can start lining up the obvious puns referencing the other name for a male chicken.
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"Death by Armed Rooster Karmic Retribution"
OK gang, once you've read the link and are done :rofl: you can start lining up the obvious puns referencing the other name for a male chicken.
I have known people who had made their livelihood on fighting cocks. It is devastating to them when their prized fighter goes down. They are very dangerous. I have had roosters flog me. They weren't armed, but it hurts nonetheless. I can easily see how one with knives could kill a man. No problem here.
Believe me, I know only too well about roosters. I've had several with their natural equipment, and yes they can beat you up pretty good if you aren't watching them. I booted one 1/2 way to the top of my barn one day when he wouldn't leave me alone. He quit after that, and didn't seem any worse for the wear.
This was posted on another site with the headline "Man Killed By Cock"
St. Peter: So...tell me again how you got here?
Poor guy: I got killed by a big angry black cock.