Beer enemas

[kc7jty]

I first caught a glimpse of this on a beer site a month or so back but paid it no mind. Well yesterday I rode along with a friend who took his son back to a college campus about 90 miles away. We got onto beer and I then heard about the college kids taking it up the *** to get the buzz without any breath detection.
Considering the quality of beer available in most of the country it seems like a logical way to take it.
Come clean...anyone else hear of this?

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

[KG4CGC]

I just mainline corn whiskey through an IV bag. Good times.

[kc7jty]

Hey...don't laugh. I also heard of tampons soaked in vodka being used by both sexes. I thought the world I grew up in was screwed up.

[kd8dey]

Never heard of a Beer enema.
Heard of giving a gal a wine enema.
Supposed to make em drunk 10x faster and their A$$###e taste like grapes

[kc7jty]

MERCY!

[KG4CGC]

When you aim low you need not worry about expectations.

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

Yes, alcohol up the old poop chute is somewhat common for westerners in Islamic countries.
And, yes, a tampon soaked in everclear,,,,.
Beer is NOT the way to go, a very high risk of a yeast infection.
But, if you are an alcoholic you will do just about anything.
DMSO and alcohol, absorbed into the skin, also popular.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyl_sulfoxide

[kq9j]

It's also a good way to kill yourself. I suppose a beer or two would be OK (if you were so inclined to do this) but somebody will inevitably squirt a fifth of bourbon up their butt and then DIE of ethanol poisoning. Yes, it gets absorbed quite well.

Another consequence of stupid "underage drinking" laws that do nothing but enrich state coffers while making our kids go to dangerous lengths to circumvent said laws.

[bob@localhost ~]$ killall -v rant
Killed rant(9148) with signal 15
[bob@localhost ~]$

Reminds me of the farmer who went to the doctor for constipation. The farmer went back to the doctor the next week and the doctor asked him how the suppositories worked.

The farmer said "You mean them PILLS? Heck, for all the good they did me I might as well have stuck them up my @$$ :)

[kq9j]

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

Might be fun to be the "designated hoser" though :)

[W9PDS]

If this forum is supposed to be about food...

I just lost my appetite.

[KG4CGC]

If this forum is supposed to be about food...

I just lost my appetite.

Which also begs the question, if you're blowing alcohol up your backside, do you plug it up with an egg roll or a burrito to prevent it from leaking back out? Happy China or Taco Bell?
What would you eat at an enema party?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/new_years_feast.jpg

Anyone here remember the episode of South Park where they all turned atheist and stuck food up their bums and crapped out of their mouths?

Would Okra be appropriate?

Since you can't taste the backside alcohol, does it really matter if you choose a 1953 Polyphussiea' or last weeks batch of Thunderbird?

[kc7jty]

do you plug it up with an egg roll or a burrito
Veterans use an artichoke.

[KG4CGC]

Syrian or European?

[N7YA]

I knew by the header that this was going to be an interesting thread.

I dont really drink anymore...can one smoke a fatty with their bum?

[KG4CGC]

Ask John, IZE.
:o

[N7YA]

I would guess passing it around is out of the question. :sick

[ad4mg]

I would guess passing it around is out of the question. :sick

Without a doubt ... :shock:

[KG4CGC]

I would guess passing it around is out of the question. :sick

I suppose that would depend on individual group dynamics.

[al2n]

I do believe that this is one of the strangest threads we have ever had around here.

:sick

[W3MIV]

I do believe that this is one of the strangest threads we have ever had around here.

:sick

Pray it doesn't set a trend.

[N7YA]

No, im guessing this is an 'every so often' thing...just for our intermitent entertainment. Not to worry...this thread is just too bizarre.

[ki4itv]

I would guess passing it around is out of the question. :sick

I suppose that would depend on individual group dynamics.

Yes, it would and I imagine the an*lly retentive would pass out rather quickly.
Probably one place where you would never hear the phrase, "Blow me a shotgun, man."
:lol:

[KG4CGC]

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=16;t=001140;p=0
Okra?

[al2n]

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=16;t=001140;p=0
Okra?

That is wrong on so many levels.

What a waste of perfectly good okra! Have you any idea how hard it is to find fresh okra up here? I have been eating the frozen stuff for so long I can hardly remember what fresh tastes like and some sick freaks cram it up their butt?

What a shameful waste.

[kc7jty]

okra will be banned for sure now.

[KB3LAZ]

I first caught a glimpse of this on a beer site a month or so back but paid it no mind. Well yesterday I rode along with a friend who took his son back to a college campus about 90 miles away. We got onto beer and I then heard about the college kids taking it up the *** to get the buzz without any breath detection.
Considering the quality of beer available in most of the country it seems like a logical way to take it.
Come clean...anyone else hear of this?

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

I have heard of people getting liquor enemas, all I have to say is ouch! :shock:

No, no, I also wanna say WTF? :sick

[KB3LAZ]

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=16;t=001140;p=0
Okra?

WTF is wrong with people?

See this is why people should be allowed to get after birth abortions. Oh right they call that suicide or murder depending on the situation. :wall

[KG4CGC]

So I'm looking at all the bots and guests on the Island this morning. 88 guests and 7 registered users. So I click on the list that shows where they are. I found a legitimate guest in this thread.
Now, what kind of digging does a person have to do to find this thread from 3 years ago and did they use the search function?

[kf0rt]

Do a Google search on "beer enemas." This thread hits at position #3 with Urban Dictionary at slot 2.

Tis the season, I guess....

[KG4CGC]

Do a Google search on "beer enemas." This thread hits at position #3 with Urban Dictionary at slot 2.

Tis the season, I guess....

I never would have thought to think of that.
Yep! Tis the Season! I recon we may have disappointed the poor soul looking for information vs the facetious rhetoric that we are so well known for.

[kf0rt]

I never would have thought to think of that.
Yep! Tis the Season! I recon we may have disappointed the poor soul looking for information vs the facetious rhetoric that we are so well known for.

Poor dude was probably looking for the instruction manual. :rofl:

[kb2vxa]

Sounds like another of those urban myths about avoiding DUI. It's not alcohol on the breath the breathalizer catches, it's ethyl aldehyde exhaled when the body metabolizes the alcohol. From one bung hole to another, you busted but you funny!

[K7SGJ]

#3? Hmmmmmmmm. Not first but for the topic, it's WAAAAAAAAAY up there. So to speak.

[ki4itv]

Do a Google search on "beer enemas." This thread hits at position #3 with Urban Dictionary at slot 2.

Tis the season, I guess....

:rofl:
Further proof that you virtually reap what you virtually sow.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder how one would go about placing that order in a bar anyway?

[KG4CGC]

I wonder how one would go about placing that order in a bar anyway?To go?

[NQ6U]

"We have met the enema and it is ours."

[kf0rt]

:rofl:
Further proof that you virtually reap what you virtually sow.

Man, that's no joke.