Bogut 24

[W3WN]

And now, dear friends, it is time once again for the annual telling of the Jack Bogut Memorial Joke.

"Will the Pirates be selling bottled beer at PNC Park this year?"

"Yes! Because...

THE PIRATES DIDN'T LOSE THE OPENER!!!!!"

[NQ6U]

And now, dear friends, it is time once again for the annual telling of the Jack Bogut Memorial Joke.

"Will the Pirates be selling bottled beer at PNC Park this year?"

"Yes! Because...

THE PIRATES DIDN'T LOSE THE OPENER!!!!!"

The Padres lost their opener — in Korea, where they’re never gonna find it. They did beat the Giants today, though, so they’re 2-1 for 2024.