Lets Give The Drummer Some

[koØm]

How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.



What do you call a bunch of kids with drums? Jerry's Kids.



What has three legs and an asshole? A drum stool.



What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer? Back up.



What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!



What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA? "Would you like fries with that sir?"
What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer..
How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.
Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.
Why did the metal drummer stare at a frozen juice can? Because it said "concentrate".
What do you call a kid with a drumkit? A poster child for birth control.
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.
How do you get a drummer to play accellerando? Ask him to play a steady beat.
What do you call a drummer with only half a brain? Over-qualified.
Why did the drummer have 18 kids? He wasn't too good at the rhythm method.
Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because a drum machine can keep good time and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.
Why did Giacomo Casanova take drum lessons? He wanted to learn the rhythm method.
How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.

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[N8YX]

Phil Collins disagrees with your missive...

[koØm]

Phil Collins disagrees with your missive...

I was in that kinda mood then, at least they are Politically Correct, don't demean any culture, community, race or state :icon_smile:

[WZ7U]

Not this guy, no not him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WddSQVTwj_Y

[suddenseer]

Those are borrowed bass player jokes!! They fit me at least. The bass, does indeed tie the melodies, and harmonies to the percussion.

[koØm]

Those are borrowed bass player jokes!! They fit me at least. The bass, does indeed tie the melodies, and harmonies to the percussion.

Q: What do all great opera singers have in common?
A: They are all dead.

A young child told his mother "When I grow up I'm going to be a singer.
" His mother responded "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

Q: What do you call a successful opera singer?
A: A woman whose husband has 2 jobs.

Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?
A: Stage makeup.

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Q: How do you know a drunk singer is at the door?
A: She can't find her key.

Q: What do you call a bunch of pop singers in a hot tub?
A: Vegetable soup.

Q: Did you hear about the karaoke singer who sang in tune?
A: Neither did I.

Q: What happens when you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your wife and job back.

Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A backup singer with a mortgage.

Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What is the perfect weight for a mezzo soprano?
A: 3 and a half pounds including the urn.

Marriage is like singing an opera. It looks easy until you try it.

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Get the drummer to do it.

Q: What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream.

Q: How do you tell if a singer is dead?
A: The wine bottle is still full and the comics haven’t been touched.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/musicjokes/vocaljokes.html

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[WZ7U]

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The bulb has to want to change.