Well, I'm doomed

[NQ6U]

Scientists say frequent ejaculations could be the key to keeping the semen-producing gland healthy and avoiding cancer.

http://nypost.com/2017/07/04/how-having-lots-of-orgasms-can-save-a-mans-life

[WZ7U]

Better get to wanking

[K7SGJ]

If I read that right, it sounds like if you go jogging down the street, drinking carrot juice, and choking the chicken at the same time, you'll probably live to be 100. The only down side is that you will probably celebrate that birthday in a jail somewhere in the prevert wing.

[NA4BH]

Hell, you and Eddie can get matching tattoos.

[VE7DCW]

Hell, you and Eddie can get matching tattoos.
Do they at least use the same tatoo artist? :mrgreen:

[KG4CGC]

Do they at least use the same tatoo artist? :mrgreen:

Yeah. There's a guy in Tijuana they call, The Chocolate Starfish.

[WZ7U]

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