What To Juice Next?

[KG4CGC]

So I just started this juicing thing. Last night I juiced a navel orange, 2 blood oranges, 4 carrots and an apple.
What should I juice next? What greens are good to juice.

[KD8TUT]

Leprechauns?

[KG4CGC]

Another navel orange, black grapes, blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, a banana, a carrot, a fuji apple and kale. Next time I'll use an attachment to catch the banana out the pulp side for smoovies. That's like movies but from a cow and smooth.
I'll also see what I can do to make salsa with this thing.

[NA4BH]

Social juicing is how it starts, then comes the harder stuff. Stop now before it's too late. When you work up to broccoli you'll be teetering on the edge.

[KG4CGC]

↑↑↑↑ Said the Broccoli King! :rotflol::rotflol::rotflol::rotflol::rotflol:

[WØTKX]

Juice a Ham!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP9Ak6PlOfI

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45G8NcavMdc

[KG4CGC]

Ever see that episode of Top Gear where they connected a heavy duty blender to a Corvette motor? They put meat in that, bones and all. Pork chops too.

[KG4CGC]

Blueberries, black grapes, a Fuji apple, 2 plums and 2 bananas through the smoovie mover. Took out the screen and blocked it off.
DAMN THAT'S SOME POWERFUL SHIT!

[NA4BH]

I think your last two words say it all, BUSHTIT.

[KG4CGC]

I sense jealousy. Jey loss seeeee!

[WZ7U]

My yl is into doing that to otherwise perfectly fine inanimate objects. I do not follow the recipes though. I just drink what I'm told.

[KG4CGC]

A week in and I feel 10 years younger. Who have you felt up lately?

[KG4CGC]

Hey BOB! KALE!

Kale, black grapes, granny smith apple. That's some powerful stuff!

[NA4BH]

OK, when you blow out the PVC sewer lines and you have to call a plumber to replace them don't say you weren't warned. Stop before you hit the cucumber phase, please. Call 1-800-BLO-SHIT and get some help.

[KG4CGC]

To hell with the juicer.

I got an EXTRACTOR! HO-LEE-PHUC! O.M.F.G! This thing even makes sliced bread!

[NA4BH]

This thing even makes sliced bread!

While you wait?

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPC5Dz-vHsc

[WZ7U]

Will it extract the active ingredient sought after by residents in several states?

[KG4CGC]

Am I to get the impression that yous guis think juicing is supposed to make you shit? Regressive, constipated old bastards.

[KD8TUT]

If it will blend... it will juice:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XNSKIzDPtg

[KG4CGC]

Found a nice standard to blend together on the daily reg.
2 oranges
2 carrots
6 strawberries
small handful of greens
half scoop of this stuff called super greens

[n6hcm]

wtf are "super greens?" spendy lawn clippings?

[WZ7U]

:rotflol:

[KG4CGC]

wtf are "super greens?" spendy lawn clippings?

Generic term for spendy lawn clipping from upscale neighborhoods.

[K7SGJ]

If you really want to test that thing out, have Bob send you a handful of his dingleberries to run through it. If it can puree those things, you'll be able to blend rocky road ice cream and Volkswagens all day long.

[KG4CGC]

If you really want to test that thing out, have Bob send you a handful of his dingleberries to run through it. If it can puree those things, you'll be able to blend rocky road ice cream and Volkswagens all day long.

He already sells them to Applebee's and there's a deal in the works with the government to start selling them at Trump Hotels.

[K7SGJ]

He already sells them to Applebee's and there's a deal in the works with the government to start selling them at Trump Hotels.

WUT? Bob's dingletrumps?

I sure he will design the icon for BDTs. Maybe in metal along with that silly monkey in his current endeavors.

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tatoOZ2-uw

[KD8TUT]

I really need to spend some time considering the company I keep.

You guys are as strange as I am.....

[KG4CGC]

I really need to spend some time considering the company I keep.

You guys are as strange as I am.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvdoKvHYxcA

[W5BRM]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npC9c1hXVkQ

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_FepnmNy_Y