Favorite Bathroom Grafitti

[NM5TF]

during most of the 1980s I was on the road a lot....flying or driving....
that meant I had to use the "public facilities" in airports or on the
interstates.....I begin to take notice of the grafitti scrawled therein

2 that have stayed with me all these years are:

"here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

"people who write on shit-house walls, roll their shit into little balls
people who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"

anyone else have any favorites ???

[WØTKX]

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[WØTKX]

http://www.fromthebathroomwall.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bathroom-graffiti-now-youre-fucked-e1303566295145.jpg


http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/holytaco.jpeg

http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2015/01/man_file_1056662_1.Anarchy.jpg

http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/94/90/a078ce565d6748da25d6e3e8883eba48.jpg

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Intellectual/purest.jpg

[WZ7U]

during most of the 1980s I was on the road a lot....flying or driving....
that meant I had to use the "public facilities" in airports or on the
interstates.....I begin to take notice of the grafitti scrawled therein

2 that have stayed with me all these years are:

"here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

"people who write on shit-house walls, roll their shit into little balls
people who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"

anyone else have any favorites ??? I've waited most of my post-pubescent life (am I there yet?) for this thread. Effed up, huh? Those two, also, are the ones that "stuck".

OK, lets finish the saying shall we - "here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted" stanza two, 'I'll give my mournful face a slap, for filling up my pants with crap'

This. Thread. Should. Prove. Fascinating. Carry on!

(I wonder what the you're-a-peein contingent gets on their walls) C'mon Cor, Hugh - what gives over there? Whats the loo have to say? Inquiring minds want to know (what we can steal from you guys and put on the walls over here)

[NQ6U]

Seen in toilet stall at a community college, with arrow pointing to TP holder:

AA DEGREES. TAKE ONE

[PA5COR]

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-50-best-bathroom-graffiti-pictures-in-internet-history/brian-gilmore
http://notesfromthestall.com/
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2015/05/wc-art/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/genius-examples-public-loo-graffiti-8892580
http://www.holytaco.com/35-awesome-bathroom-graffiti/

Dutch public toilets are kept quite clean mostly several times a day and graffiti removed, or walls treated so pens. markers etc won't write on them.
I tried to compensate with the links, my bad ....;)

[WØTKX]

The best was always at construction job sites.

Tinners vs the electricians was always vitriolic.

[XE1/N5AL]

I also remember the two graffiti writings in the original post.

Let's see, I recall two more that were posted in the urinal area:
1) Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals. Crabs can pole vault!
2) Message from the Club Management: Would Patrons Kindly Refrain from Eating the Urinal Cakes.

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[WZ7U]

I just remembered some from my CO days, a bar up in the foothills, probably by Dave somewhere. I can't remember exactly where because, well, I was very drunk at the time!

If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down. (during one of the many dry spells in the 80's)

We aim to please. You aim too, please!

[XE1/N5AL]

Remember to watchout for Seabass.

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[K4PIH]

(in my college student center bathroom)
Flush twice, it's a long way to D.C.

(High school stall)
Here I sit in gassy vapor cause some basta$# used all the paper
The bell has rung no time to linger, watch out #hole here comes my finger.

[ad4mg]

From an AT&T manufacturing plant bathroom over 20 years ago:

"Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero, shit on the ceiling!"

[W5BRM]

(in my college student center bathroom)
Flush twice, it's a long way to D.C.



I see "Flush twice, It's a long way to the kitchen" a lot in truckstops that have restaurants...lol

[WZ7U]

I wonder why the ladies haven't chimed in yet..........

I hear their scrawl is way better than any found in the 'mens' rooms

What say you ladies??

[WZ7U]

I see "Flush twice, It's a long way to the kitchen" a lot in truckstops that have restaurants...lol

As we both know, sometimes there is a lot of truth in the statement, unfortunately.

[VE7DCW]

I have had to clean some women's washrooms many times in my years and one of the best graffiti scrawl I have seen was this: "Please stand on the seat,the crabs in here can jump six feet" ........ another one I found in the Ladies was: "Big or small,fat or thin,Vaseline will get it in" Wittiness knows no gender barrier! :mrgreen:

[WØTKX]

For the family or unisex facilities...

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[HUGH]

"This bloody shit-house is no use at all
The seat is too high and the hole is too small"

and so the reply:

"To this I must add the obvious retort:
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short"

[KG4CGC]

"This bloody shit-house is no use at all
The seat is too high and the hole is too small"

and so the reply:

"To this I must add the obvious retort:
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short"

Dr. Seuss?

[WZ7U]

"This bloody shit-house is no use at all
The seat is too high and the hole is too small"

and so the reply:

"To this I must add the obvious retort:
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short"
I just peed myself laughing ...................

[HUGH]

I just peed myself laughing ...................

Does that have the same effect as laughing while peeing?

[WZ7U]

Different effects, similar results. :homer:

[kb2vxa]

At a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike:

Here I sit and strain my pooper giving birth to a Jersey State Trooper.

Under it:

Keep New Jersey taxes low, DRIVE FASTER!

New Jersey, the state with a dick. We keep him in Trenton.