View Full Version : A "People of Wal-Mart" Moment
Ever wonder if those "People of Wal-Mart" photos are staged? Some of them are, no doubt. But after tonight...
The Boss & I went to Wally World to pick up a few things for my father-in-law's 80th birthday party tomorrow night. (The casual family one, the formal one will be Sunday).
Right after we park, a Pontiac Fiero convertible pulls in. Man & woman in the car, appear to be typical 30 something yuppie types. Appear to be more or less normal people.
Right after she gets out of the passenger seat, he walks over. Opens the door. Pulls out a pink head covering... Complete with bunny ears. (Think of the headpiece that Ralphie puts on during A Christmas Story, and you pretty much have it). Puts it on. And in the store they go.
No, I don't have a picture. Caught me by surprise, and he moved pretty quickly. I couldn't get the iPhone out fast enough.
But sure enough, we spotted him on the other side of the store... Bunny ears and all.
Go figure.
WØTKX
08-23-2016, 11:33 PM
Or maybe it was an Adult Swim moment.
https://m.popkey.co/fc6ddf/MM1E3.gif
n2ize
08-24-2016, 10:32 AM
Maybe they were going to make a video inside of Wall Mart. Unfortunately there are no Wall Marts in my area (at least none I know of) so I don't get any of the Wall Mart "theater of the absurd" in live action here. I have to see it on line.
KØWVM
08-24-2016, 11:57 AM
I would rather see that (for entertainment purposes) than a 200 pound woman donning a black tank-top, pink sports bra, black yoga capri's and a white thong that was grossly too small, exposing itself and the "plumbers crack" out the back of those pants. Saw that in Nebraska, making a late night run to a super Wally World about 8 years ago. Whatever Scooby snacks I had in my hand in addition to the groceries I got, I put back. I wasn't hungry anymore after seeing that abomination. :sick:
I would rather see that (for entertainment purposes) than a 200 pound woman donning a black tank-top, pink sports bra, black yoga capri's and a white thong that was grossly too small, exposing itself and the "plumbers crack" out the back of those pants. Saw that in Nebraska, making a late night run to a super Wally World about 8 years ago. Whatever Scooby snacks I had in my hand in addition to the groceries I got, I put back. I wasn't hungry anymore after seeing that abomination. :sick:
Well, that's one way to go on a diet, but I think I'll pass on it!
K4PIH
08-24-2016, 05:10 PM
Well, he was driving a Pontiac Fiero what did you expect?
XE1/N5AL
08-25-2016, 02:07 AM
Unfortunately there are no Wall Marts in my area (at least none I know of)...
Wow, no Wal-Marts! I didn't think that was possible. I thought that Wal-Marts were everywhere. We have 14 Wal-Marts and 9 Sam's Clubs located around the Guadalajara area.
KD8TUT
08-25-2016, 04:14 AM
Back when I was spending 5 days a week in Chicago, I had the occasion to see a half naked transgender woman orally gratifying a 400lb (at least) man in the automotive area about 12am.
But hey- that's Walmart in Chicago. Didn't think much of it at the time.
Now if that happened where I live now it would be in the papers with heavily modified descriptions.
Back when I was spending 5 days a week in Chicago, I had the occasion to see a half naked transgender woman orally gratifying a 400lb (at least) man in the automotive area about 12am.
But hey- that's Walmart in Chicago. Didn't think much of it at the time.
Now if that happened where I live now it would be in the papers with heavily modified descriptions.Does bring a whole new meaning to an "oil & lube job" :mrgreen:
KG4CGC
08-25-2016, 07:03 AM
Back when I was spending 5 days a week in Chicago, I had the occasion to see a half naked transgender woman orally gratifying a 400lb (at least) man in the automotive area about 12am.
But hey- that's Walmart in Chicago. Didn't think much of it at the time.
Now if that happened where I live now it would be in the papers with heavily modified descriptions.
I drove right by a young couple in a Walmart parking lot in the process of disrobing in the cab of a pick-up truck. In my mind, I thought, "wouldn't it be funny and annoying if I parked beside them or stood beside the truck until they noticed me and then when they did, wave, smile and hold up my phone?"
That would have been funny in high school. Today I'd get shot.
Now there is a lot of acts of a nature which involves people doing things with their gentiles in Walmart parking lots. Seems pretty blatant. Where people used to park out of sight in the past, those out of sight places are patrolled. I guess that's both good and bad.
KD8TUT
08-25-2016, 07:31 AM
Does bring a whole new meaning to an "oil & lube job" :mrgreen:
Yea was unexpected. Popped a headlight at about 11:30pm and got pulled over 5 minutes later. Went in looking for a headlight. They didn't have what I needed.
But I got so much more.
KD8TUT
08-25-2016, 07:44 AM
I drove right by a young couple in a Walmart parking lot in the process of disrobing in the cab of a pick-up truck. In my mind, I thought, "wouldn't it be funny and annoying if I parked beside them or stood beside the truck until they noticed me and then when they did, wave, smile and hold up my phone?"
That would have been funny in high school. Today I'd get shot.
Now there is a lot of acts of a nature which involves people doing things with their gentiles in Walmart parking lots. Seems pretty blatant. Where people used to park out of sight in the past, those out of sight places are patrolled. I guess that's both good and bad.
I dunno... I'd get upset if I forgot what being young was like.
My first love, who I dated from 14 to 19, is a big memory for me. We ended up buck naked in a clump of bushes in front of Lake Zurich High School (now it's a middle school and suburban rather than rural). People were walking by, they saw us, but young is stupid I suppose.
She passed away in 2014 after a liver transplant and cancer. We'd stayed close on and off over the years. Sure miss her.
She hated Walmart.
But the bush is still there!!
14883
I drove right by a young couple in a Walmart parking lot in the process of disrobing in the cab of a pick-up truck. In my mind, I thought, "wouldn't it be funny and annoying if I parked beside them or stood beside the truck until they noticed me and then when they did, wave, smile and hold up my phone?"
That would have been funny in high school. Today I'd get shot.
Now there is a lot of acts of a nature which involves people doing things with their gentiles in Walmart parking lots. Seems pretty blatant. Where people used to park out of sight in the past, those out of sight places are patrolled. I guess that's both good and bad.
"Gentiles"?
Oh, I could have a lot of fun with that typo... :twisted:
You know, years ago, I had a used Chevy van. A previous owner had pimped out the back... carpeted floor, panelled sides, and curtains over the windows. Made it easy to go parking and, ummm, get friendly, all without putting on a Public Display of Affection.
I guess there's no shame these days. Well, that, and a lot of horniness.
KG4CGC
08-25-2016, 08:49 AM
Yes, gentiles. I've used that before here. Genitals is just too raw a word although far from being obscene.
Ever been camping? I was walking down the trail one morning to the bath house to take a proper shower and get a shave. On the way there I passed by a couple of occupied sites that had set up overnight. Ever see the sides of a pup tent puff in and out at a rate of about 3 to 4 beats a second?
KG4NEL
08-25-2016, 10:14 AM
Well, he was driving a Pontiac Fiero what did you expect?
I had a roommate in undergrad who was "restoring" a Fiero, well, at least as much as you can one of those things.
An interesting fact about those cars is that it's perfectly driveable with very few body panels, all the structural elements are tubes underneath. Which is part of why it's such a popular kit car base.
KG4NEL
08-25-2016, 10:15 AM
"Gentiles"?
Oh, I could have a lot of fun with that typo... :twisted:
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KØWVM
08-25-2016, 10:50 AM
Wow, no Wal-Marts! I didn't think that was possible. I thought that Wal-Marts were everywhere. We have 14 Wal-Marts and 9 Sam's Clubs located around the Guadalajara area.
Around here in the Salt Lake Valley there are a ton of them between the Super's and the Market Place varieties. They also generate the 2nd largest number of police calls in Utah...
https://www.ksl.com/?sid=41031299&nid=148
KB3LAZ
08-26-2016, 02:30 PM
Walmart isn't really all that exciting around here. I mean you see people in their PJ's from time to time but I can see that in about any other store too. That or 40 somethings dressed like teens and you think to yourself, that didn't look good when I was a teen and it looks straight stupid now. Again, not walmart specific. Maybe it is a city thing because around here all I ever see are jeans and button down flannel.
On the other hand I did see an old couple talking to an invisible cat while eating a pizza the other day a few towns over. As they were sitting on the curb in front of a pub I assume they just had a bit too much celebration juice for the night.
KG4NEL
08-27-2016, 09:58 PM
On the other hand I did see an old couple talking to an invisible cat while eating a pizza the other day a few towns over. As they were sitting on the curb in front of a pub I assume they just had a bit too much celebration juice for the night.
I mean, we've all been there.
< snip >
On the other hand I did see an old couple talking to an invisible cat while eating a pizza the other day a few towns over. As they were sitting on the curb in front of a pub I assume they just had a bit too much celebration juice for the night.We brought Little Miss Field Day to her dorm for her sophomore semester this morning. (Much bigger and nicer apartment than the hotel room she had last year as a freshman, but I digress)
The way Point Park works this, you pull up into one of their "official use only" parking lots. A crew of upperclassman help you unload and move everything to the room(s)... the student goes to check in and get his/her room key... and we parents get sent to a parking lot 2 miles away over by Station Square -- free parking, and we get shuttled back over to help unpack.
So we get on the shuttle after parking, and this woman gets on and sits across from us. She never stopped talking. Suffice to say, one of only two conclusions were probable:
(1) she had an earpiece we couldn't see, possibly a Bluetooth, and was talking to someone on the phone the whole time
(2) she was talking to no one, but we're so used to people yapping in public into a cell phone that we just presumed she was yapping with someone on the phone.
No, I'm not sure which.
KB3LAZ
08-28-2016, 07:23 PM
I mean, we've all been there.
Not I. I have been overly drunk one time and that was my 21st birthday, after that nevermore. Now it is one or two with dinner on occasion.
Not I. I have been overly drunk one time and that was my 21st birthday, after that nevermore. Now it is one or two with dinner on occasion.
The last time I was that smashed was the night of my bachelor party. It was held at a strip club called (really!) "Sonny Days" -- place burned down about 10 years ago (and yes it was arson, and if they ever figured out who or why it never made the papers).
I did learn one valuable lesson... Never, ever invite a bunch of hams to a strip club for a bachelor party. They end up ignoring the entertainment, such as it is, and discuss antennas, propagation, and working DX.
KB3LAZ
08-29-2016, 09:37 AM
The last time I was that smashed was the night of my bachelor party. It was held at a strip club called (really!) "Sonny Days" -- place burned down about 10 years ago (and yes it was arson, and if they ever figured out who or why it never made the papers).
I did learn one valuable lesson... Never, ever invite a bunch of hams to a strip club for a bachelor party. They end up ignoring the entertainment, such as it is, and discuss antennas, propagation, and working DX.
Hah, I have no idea what I discussed. I do know that the bar maid dyed my teeth blue and that I woke up in tub with about an inch of water and all of my clothes on and I had a hell of a hangover. That was enough for me to never drink like that again. Now, after my wedding everyone in our core group went out and I just got past the having a buzz stage and decided it was time to stop. No hangover or anything link that.
That night of my 21st really got me. The worst part is that we got there at midnight so there was only two hours of time to drink my fill. I was with my friends and a few cousins who were all under 25 so not the most responsible group and the feed me enough alcohol that it could have been bad. My father was not happy when the DD brought me home, not at all. Well, happy there was a DD but that was the only up side.
KG4CGC
08-29-2016, 01:04 PM
"DD"?
Designated Driver.
"DD"?
Designated Driver.Oh. Of course.
Never think about THAT much anymore. Since I'm no longer allowed to imbibe, I'm Designated by default... not that we go out to to the bars or anything much anyway.
That sort of activity for me ceased along with the twentieth century. Sigh......
kb2vxa
08-30-2016, 07:49 AM
In the daze before the Walmartians landed I nearly ran over one of their scouts with my car in the parking lot of a rock club. For reasons not worth mentioning I was so pissed off when I left I simultaneously hit the headlights and put the pedal to the metal. I was just about to slam it in gear when this Goth type chick, black gooey makeup, metal face and all jumped up bare ass from below the hood line cow pissing in every direction. Scared out of her wits she jumped out of the way just in time for a 1973 Impala to go screaming out of the lot Uneasy Rider style. I'm just a little more discreet, some are raised in a barn by pigs, that was one lucky little piglet.
I have a few Walmartians songs, here's one with disgusting pictures to go with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VkV4pz1osY
N2CHX
09-01-2016, 06:46 PM
I have a set of Bob's Burgers Louise bunny ears. I used to put them on when I was head of IT at the last place I worked, because people would come into my office to ask me for something and then end up laughing so hard they'd forget what they wanted. Very effective. I wore them in a 7/11 last year on a dare. There may or may not be pics of this somewhere....
14889
KG4CGC
09-01-2016, 08:49 PM
In the daze before the Walmartians landed <snip>
I have a few Walmartians songs, here's one with disgusting pictures to go with it.
Why do you hate us? I should have known better than to watch the video.
KG4CGC
09-01-2016, 08:55 PM
I have a set of Bob's Burgers Louise bunny ears. I used to put them on when I was head of IT at the last place I worked, because people would come into my office to ask me for something and then end up laughing so hard they'd forget what they wanted. Very effective. I wore them in a 7/11 last year on a dare. There may or may not be pics of this somewhere....
14889
I googled "woman in bunny ears at buffalo NY 7-11" and the first few images were all Trump.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&biw=1366&bih=628&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=woman+in+bunny+ears+at+buffalo+NY+7-11&oq=woman+in+bunny+ears+at+buffalo+NY+7-11&gs_l=img.3...69141.71317.0.71578.6.6.0.0.0.0.119.4 02.5j1.6.0....0...1c.1.64.img..0.0.0.W3TKSkiRY8U
I clicked on your link, got a few pix of Trump and this:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a4/c5/1d/a4c51d2e72db25042a2ebbc3d670cd39.jpg
N2CHX
09-01-2016, 09:05 PM
I googled "woman in bunny ears at buffalo NY 7-11" and the first few images were all Trump.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&biw=1366&bih=628&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=woman+in+bunny+ears+at+buffalo+NY+7-11&oq=woman+in+bunny+ears+at+buffalo+NY+7-11&gs_l=img.3...69141.71317.0.71578.6.6.0.0.0.0.119.4 02.5j1.6.0....0...1c.1.64.img..0.0.0.W3TKSkiRY8U
Shit. You blew my cover. OK, I admit it. No sense in trying to keep up the charade. I'm Trump.
Hahahahahahahaha!
KG4CGC
09-01-2016, 09:32 PM
I was going to do a Trump with ears pic but now I changed my mind. He'll probably be the next President and I don't want to get in trouble retroactively with the Future Cops.
Shit. You blew my cover. OK, I admit it. No sense in trying to keep up the charade. I'm Trump.
Hahahahahahahaha!
Nah. Not possible. You have too much good taste and common sense.
KG4CGC
09-01-2016, 10:51 PM
Nah. Not possible. You have too much good taste and common sense.
At a Chinese restaurant this blonde girl complained about hair in her food. Manager looked at it and said, "Miss, no Chinese have blonde hair."
KG4CGC
09-01-2016, 11:03 PM
It took the priest a good 10 minutes to reassure everyone it was just bad weather.
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